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Tomvarndell is a legend

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No not that one, the Tomvarndell that posts on this here forum.

After I predicted Tigers to finish 5th in the Prem (by 1 point) Tomvarndell disagreed and thought we would do it. So we pledged to make a donation to the Matt Hampson Trust based on who was right.

Only Tomvarndell feels we have performed so badly in the last couple of games that he is fully justified in not only making that donation now but putting in an extra tenner. He has sent me proof of the donation of £40. So well done Tomvarndell, you are indeed an honourable man.

I still intend to donate should Tigers finish top 4.
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Well done Tomvarndell and ourla. (ourla, I sincerely hope you have to pay up! Do you give extra for a home semi? :smt002 )
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fleabane wrote:(ourla, I sincerely hope you have to pay up! Do you give extra for a home semi? :smt002 )
I sincerely hope I have to too!

Might be some extra if we win the semi and indeed the whole goddam thing :smt003 :smt004 :smt030
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:smt023 :smt023 :smt023
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The only place that Tom Varndell is a legend is in his own mind. Whilst I admit he is a good attacking player, his defensive capabilities are Zilch and his tackling at the best can be described as powder puff. I think the reason he left the tigers is that he saw the kind of players we were recruiting and knew in his own mind that he'd rather be first choice elsewhere than 2nd or even 3rd choice at the Tigers.
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Noddy, it might have been sensible to read the posts before writing your own. :smt001
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fleabane wrote:Noddy, it might have been sensible to read the posts before writing your own. :smt001
I suppose there could be a first time for everything. :smt002
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InGuinnessVeritas wrote:
fleabane wrote:Noddy, it might have been sensible to read the posts before writing your own. :smt001
I suppose there could be a first time for everything. :smt002
Ignore 'em Noddy. Loving your output.
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fleabane wrote:Noddy, it might have been sensible to read the posts before writing your own. :smt001
Better to remain silent and let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! :smt046
Only kidding, Nodders: the forum is a better place with you on here.
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Yes Smithy you have recognised Satire for its' true worth, brought up on the goons rounded by Radio comedy Round the Horn, much binding in the marsh and the navy lark and finishing school was Monty Python.
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Noddy555 wrote:Yes Smithy you have recognised Satire for its' true worth, brought up on the goons rounded by Radio comedy Round the Horn, much binding in the marsh and the navy lark and finishing school was Monty Python.
I just read this whole thread and it really cracked me up :smt043 Noddy you are brilliant.. :smt023
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And finally we have identified the new controversy that will slay the old warhorse of doommonger vs clapper - is Noddy barking or playing?

Mods merge threads please!
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Grimlish wrote:And finally we have identified the new controversy that will slay the old warhorse of doommonger vs clapper - is Noddy barking or playing?

Mods merge threads please!
Maybe both... And often unsure himself, as to which hat he is wearing :) :smt031
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Woof! woof! :smt003
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