Amusing Chants

[Kinoulton]

Pinched from Mock The Week, at the last Ashes series the Barmy Army were singing at the Aussies (to the tune of Yellow Submarine):

Your next Queen is Camilla Parker-Bowles,
Camilla Parker-Bowles, Camilla Parker-Bowles

[Ze Stade Fan]

Brilliant! Too bad the French fans don't have the same talent for chants and banter!

[kingneptuneii]

I still love the chant from Rangers fans to their beloved goalie who was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams!"

[Dave J]

My favourite is when away supporters seeing their team well ahead and home supporters flooding to the exits chant

"Is there a fire drill?, Is there a fire drill?"

[Hull Fan]

Away football fans at Grimsby sing,
"You only sing when your fishing,
sing when your fishing,
You only sing when your fishing"

I suppose you could use this at any place with a fishing industry history.

[Kinoulton]

Us Forest fans got ourselves into the Guardian Arts supplement in the poetry section.

Match of the Day showed West Ham going 1-0 up at the City Ground, to the wild delight of their fans.

They had barely finished rejoicing when Stan Colleymore equalised for Forest, causing the home fans to sing (to the tune of Blue Moon):

Blue Moon,
You started singing to soon,
Now all your dreams have gone,
Cos Stanley's made it one-one.

The poetry expert wrote that having spent a whole week reviewing absolutely hopeless poetry, at least he'd heard something worthwhile.