yet more eye gouging!!!!

[ozzie red]

my 22 month old daughter gouged my eye this evening, at the time i did not tell her off but now i am wondering if i can get her cited. unfortunately i have no video evidence, just my word and a sore eye. Also could she appeal even though she only has a vocabulary of 20 words?

[magnerstiger]

I hope one of those words is 'Tiiiiiigers!'

[Suz]

Think you could cite - but don't be shocked if she gets away on a technicality.
Also what colour is her babygrow - green? If not she's home free!!

[tigermike]

Tigers fan so the little darling would get 12 weeks minimum and if she appeals reduced to 6 weeks for previous good behavior

[ozzie red]

correct my friend, if she sees the tiger badge she shouts tigers. is there a ladies team i can sign her up to?

I hope one of those words is 'Tiiiiiigers!'

[Richard]

she will get the maximum....being associated with the tigers...throw the book at her

[Daveyboy]

And remember, it's not gouging - it's foul play in contravention of Law 10.4 (k) - making contact with the eye or eye area. Be clear - lest the pedants chastise you for your inaccuracy.

She sounds quite a girl!

[Tyzot]

Vocabulary of 20 words - must be a prop!

[TigrisLeicesteris]

Vocabulary of 20 words - must be a prop!

Oi! I'm a prop and I have a quite distinguished vocabulary thank you very much!

she will get the maximum....being associated with the tigers...throw the book at her

I don't endorse book throwing, especially at a newborn. That's child abuse that is!

[byrontiger]

I remember seeing Moreno at a cafe in the St Martins/Silver Street area going goo goo and playing with baby on the next table.

The funny thing is that I couldn't see much visual difference between the two of them. Must get new glasses!!!

[jen in the mountains]

I married a prop, and happily he fits the criteria

A prop with a vocabulary?
Qualified teacher, and the teacher ability to talk clearly and concisely when telling our kids off, I think they would be happier if he just shouted
Are you a real one?
We met after he had stopped playing, but he is wearing No.1 in a lot of photos, and has a 50" chest
Have you got scar tissue instead of a neck?
What neck? OK he has a neck, it's just the same width as his head
Can you grunt and fart curry simultaneously?
I have trained him out of that, although he claims curry is at it's best consumed cold, from the fridge, the next morning
Are you a big softy who goes goo-goo around babies and helps old ladies across the street?
This, he passes with flying colours,
1)I had to hold his hand during the Cardiff shoot out.
2)He has been known to silence a screaming child at a tesco checkout by making funny faces at it.
3)Has been known to cry at a particular part of a book, even though he has read it before.

[Pete]

my 22 month old daughter gouged my eye this evening, at the time i did not tell her off but now i am wondering if i can get her cited. unfortunately i have no video evidence, just my word and a sore eye. Also could she appeal even though she only has a vocabulary of 20 words?

My son regularly does the same. He's four.

If you purchase some spectacles, your daughter will be cited. Also I am sure, even with a small vocabulary, that she is very appealing.

[TigrisLeicesteris]

At last some much needed humour after my abyssmal day!

And for information I can do all of the aforementioned

Though I'm educated enough not to do the curry-fart thing (too often), a 52" inch chest and 20" inch neck

That good enough for you?

[Bill W]

My two grandsons both got "Brave as Lions" stickers when they had their Hepatitus A jabs today!

I had great difficulty explaing to them that they were going to see their other granddad in Jamaica and not going on the Lions tour with me!!