Terrible Joke

[DCat]

A businessman's car breaks down in a remote rural location. Having contacted the RAC, he is advised that it will be several hours before they can get to him, so he settles down for a long wait.

Just a few minutes later a farmer stopy by and says 'I can get your car started again, sir. Just give me a few minutes to pop home & get some things'.

Wow, thinks the businessman - I was really lucky.

Shortly afterwards, the farmer returns carrying four bottles of buxton Mineral water in one hand and a duck under the other arm. 'Okay, sir - open her up' he says. The businessman obediantly opens the bonnet, upon which the farmer pours the first bottle of water onto the engine.

Aghast, thinking that car engines and water really do not mix, he says 'Is that really a good idea?'

'Don't worry, sir' says the farmer 'I know what I'm doing' and promptly pours the other three bottles of water onto the engine. He then closes the bonnet, sits the duck on top and says 'Okay, sir, try the engine'.

Miraculously, the engine starts first time. Incredulously, the businessman says 'How on earth did you do that?'

'Easy' says the farmer. 'Four spring duck technique'






I'll get me coat.

[SPIKE@srufc]

Nearly a bad as two parrots sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says can you smell fish?

[Dave W]

[mrsmoody]

or as bad as: two cows are in a field, one says to the other 'moo', and the other replies 'I was going to say that'