Gag for the ladies um whatever

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:52 pm

courtesy of my mate liz, i got my fingers crossed for her tonight she's got two dates one at 6 and one at 8 tonight. you go gal. here's the joke anyway

Women's A$$ Size Study:
> There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their a$ses.
> The results are pretty interesting:
>
>
> 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their a$s is too big.
> 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their a$s is too small.
> 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.
>

orla - mumha abú! · Post by **orla - mumha abú!** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:54 pm

2 dates in one night???????? she should become a dating guru! id like some advice of her thanks!

Mattu Pichu · Post by **Mattu Pichu** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:56 pm

Could she help me out red?

I'll take any help I can get :roll:

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:50 pm

ha ha liz is cool, she's early forties and the last word you could ever use to describe her is shy, she's just got her divorce through and now its full on party, no bloke is safe, apart from me she knows i took kaye the game on sun

. last went out on a work night out with her in about feb i think when we were both single and she roped me into a full on snog just to liven the night up cause we were out with boring people, about two minutes later we were getting a taxi and she snogged the taxi driver to try and get a discount. she cool 8) 8)

orla - mumha abú! · Post by **orla - mumha abú!** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:56 pm

she sounds absolutely mad!

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:30 am

She sounds what most blokes would need!

Someone like that might be great for this poor guy in Tonbridge! Although I might not last the pace!

RoyalBlueStuey · Post by **RoyalBlueStuey** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:37 am

Hands up who looked at the subject line and opened this thread thinking it would be about a product us blokes could buy.

Sorry....went a bit Kinoulton there! ;)

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:59 am

Cue Les Dawson gag:

I haven't spoken to my wife for three weeks. We haven't fallen out, I just don't like to interrupt.

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:08 pm

i'll stab you in the eye yo with a ***** biro the same ***** biro you used to sign that giro

hiyaaaaa everyone. nice gag kinny

liz is an absolute pulling machine yeah, wo oh here she comes she's a maaaan eater!