Nagging Wife
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Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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that sounds like my boyfriend about shamrock rovers. on his bebo page he wrote.....
Attitude to life....
Well, I was told in no uncertain terms that Valentines Day should be spent with the one you love. I said "Thanks, your so considerate. I'll see you after the Rovers match..."
Attitude to life....
Well, I was told in no uncertain terms that Valentines Day should be spent with the one you love. I said "Thanks, your so considerate. I'll see you after the Rovers match..."
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Orla, that is just like a man...... Haven't you sussed them out yet.
Last year when it was about a week before my birthday my bloke arranged to go to a game in France (which I couldn't go to as I'd not got enough holiday left at work) and there was absolutely no mention of doing anything for my birthday!!!
They'll perhaps get their priorities right one day.
Last year when it was about a week before my birthday my bloke arranged to go to a game in France (which I couldn't go to as I'd not got enough holiday left at work) and there was absolutely no mention of doing anything for my birthday!!!
They'll perhaps get their priorities right one day.
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