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DCat · Post by **DCat** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:27 pm

There are two women in this world - those who like chocolate and complete :censored:.

(Dawn French)

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Gate · Post by **Gate** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:43 pm

I think that's a bit hard on Dawn French. Who's the quote from? :P

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:48 pm

complete what? Can we do rhyming, or charades?

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:01 pm

ooh i like games! what does it begin with? how many letters? :D

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:01 pm

Damn - I got censored! I meant Dawn French was the one who quoted it. The censored bit was a 'female dog'.

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:03 pm

ahh! i think most refer to the former! i mean... who doesnt like chocolate!! white choc is the best :D

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:25 pm

Oh. Thanks Debbie. I think there may be some women who are allergic to chocolate. Fair enough. In which case the rest of us should hold them down and force feed them sugar to make up for it. I'm sympathetic like that.

Rizzo · Post by **Rizzo** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:04 pm

my friend Sarah is allergic to all nuts and nut oils, therefore can't eat chocolate, most cakes and biscuits, drink Baileys and consume lots of other less inviting things. She says she can drink wine & vodka so she makes up for it that way

Green & Black's butterscotch chocolate is possibly the nearest thing to paradise ever.

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:18 pm

It used to be Ritter Sport with the marzipan for me but I've recently got into dark Promises with the hazlenut little bits in. Dark chocolate = heaven. Milk choc is just OK if you're desperate. White chocolate = eurchhy.

How desperate do you get if after supper there is no chocolate? There is much slamming of cupboards and swearing here. Then I scrape about in little left over manky bags of choc chips and choc sprinkles at the back of the baking cupboard, sell by date Jun 99. I am possessed.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:25 pm

Do you like those Thornton's chocolate bunnies at Easter?

:twisted:

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:34 pm

Yeah. Smash 'em to pieces with a hammer and then suck 'em slowly slurping "die vengeful bunny!" They've even taken to raiding the polytunnel now and eating my jalapenos. Hope they blew their flippin heads off.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:06 pm

Nothing worse than nibbled jalapenos - sorry CT, trying to inject some humour into the situation.

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:04 pm

My mission in life accomplished once more. To turn every thread into anti bunny propaganda. Mwahh hha hha

Sorry for the hijack Deb.

Back to chocolate...

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:32 pm

mmm chocolate... :P

ive mentioned this before somewhere but i'll say it again! the best chocolate comes from Bean... they're homemade choc! she taught me how to make it when i did work experiance there! you'll have to come down to tunbridge wells to enjoy the pleasure though! they do great fudge too :D

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:46 pm

Hold on hold on, if thats the quote theres only one type of women, because we all know your suckers when it comes to chocolate, so your women who like chocolate, just some of you are female dogs t the same time!!!

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