new women's rugby team

vipers_women · Post by **vipers_women** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:16 pm

ATTENION LADIES!! (AND MEN WHOSE GIRLFRIENDS WANT TO TRY RUGBY!!)

Calling any women who would like to give rugby a go!

The vipers have a new women's team! Our new girl's and women's team are still a bit lacking in numbers, so if you'd like to come and give it a go, you are very welcome to come along and join us. Expeiriance or any knid of fitness levels are not needed or expected. We train on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6:30 at the Vipers ground on the blably by-pass.

For more info see www.vipersrfc.com or drop me a line,

Beth

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:03 pm

I'd love to join, but i live in the south west 40 mins away from Bristol, so i think the commute may be a bit much :(

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:00 pm

yeah me too... except im in the south east... about 40 mins north east of Brighton!

anything_but_ordinary · Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:14 pm

would love to . . . but a i am too scared and b i have a bad injury to the shoulder so that rules me out!!!! damn injury's!!!

Ollie smith rules · Post by **Ollie smith rules** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:17 pm

would love to but i live 3hrs away so do think it would be possible :(

vipers_women · Post by **vipers_women** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:55 pm

shame, but if there are any local ladies who would like to try rugby, just come along!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:21 pm

I can help with any injuries.

Trust me. I'm a doctor.

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:20 pm

I'll play, I'm Lady i play Ladies games like rugby n <edited>!!!!

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:52 pm

:o :o :o and <edited>??? thanks a lot sim! at least we dont sit around scartching our balls (not that we have any!) drinking beer and watching tv all day :roll:

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:07 pm

Sounds like most women do, i mean where are they cooking and cleaning all day while the man is out working no they don't they sit on there bottoms and do :censored: all all day and then they go to the chippy or the supermarket to buy the ready made meals. Thats the reason for obeasity now, the women used to stay at home and cook dinner and nice well prepared dinner, cooked properly, made with real ingredients, and now, nothing, something about you all having rights, yeh well thanks women but now you're causing obeasity and early deaths and after all the years of hunting (very early on) and the bread winning etc.

So don't you get on your high horse hannah you Murderer, well i suppose its Manslaughter.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:31 am

Sim what on Earth have you taken sunshine? Might I suggest you don't post on this board the next time you take whatever it is?

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:41 am

Iain wrote:Sim what on Earth have you taken sunshine? Might I suggest you don't post on this board the next time you take whatever it is?

I think his girlfriend must have poisoned him.

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:33 pm

I hadn't taken anything, its just one on my theories on Obeasity thats all. I think its quite a good theory, but there we go.

And Kin i wish but i don't have a girlfiend

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:53 pm

I think it's down to lack of excercise and people routinely eating calorie packed sweets and biscuits and drinking horrendous sugary drinks.

I totally agree with you that well prepared fresh food is far better for you than pre-prepared stuff that's full of fat, preservatives and more fat.

But I know some lads who are lucky enough to get good meals at home, yet in the office will nibble away all day at Bourbon biscuits, bags of sweets and drink full-fat coke from the machine.

And they give up sport when they're still in their 20s. Madness.

So play sport.

Having said that, I don't think the ladies are going to let me join this rugby club, are they?

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:00 pm

Sim wrote:Sounds like most women do, i mean where are they cooking and cleaning all day while the man is out working no they don't they sit on there bottoms and do <img src='images/smiles/icon_censored.gif'> all all day and then they go to the chippy or the supermarket to buy the ready made meals. Thats the reason for obeasity now, the women used to stay at home and cook dinner and nice well prepared dinner, cooked properly, made with real ingredients, and now, nothing, something about you all having rights, yeh well thanks women but now you're causing obeasity and early deaths and after all the years of hunting (very early on) and the bread winning etc.

So don't you get on your high horse hannah you Murderer, well i suppose its Manslaughter.

That's some speech sim me old china!! firstly i think hannah will actually murder you so maybe time to get running... wouldn't worry about girlfriends too much cause you'll get one soon enough, but not if you come out with speeches like that or they'll kick your a$$!!

the weight thing does kinda tie in with women for me, not in a blaming women sense more in a sense that since comin out of a long term relationship and bein practically married i just went woman crazy, not tellin you how many i've pulled since then but the net total of goin on lots of nights drinking and tapping off is that the weight piled on, then the foot went and life slows down and suddenly i'm thinking yeah it was all very well surprising the lads and myself with how easy it is to pull lots of women but all i had to show for it was a fat belly and the typical womaniser problem that most girls never make it past the first date because i'm always thinking "i can pull a better one next week" but then people start hating you cause they think you're arrogant. So now i'm like a 16 year old kid again, out playing football all the time, even in the house, out goin for walks and hardly ever goin out cause beer and associated junk you eat affects my weight loss. so in 3 or 4 months time i'll be an adonis cause the weight is flying off plus i'll have forgotten how to pull birds so i'll be skinny and a bit shy again and just looking for a serious relationship. gone on a tanget here forgot what my point was. oh aye. exercise hard and play it cool sim

sorry i'm not available for the ladies rugby team

and apologies for hijacking your thread :roll: