Chavs
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Chavs
This may incur Iain and others wrath! But it amused me. I received it as a bit of humour junk - thought some on here might enjoy it!!
1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It's probably your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving it? The police.
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
12. What do you say to a chav with a job? I'll have a big mac please?
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.
14. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Saxo a shame? A Saxo seats 4.
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
19. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver :censored: job innit."
20. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Saxo's window in the car wash
21. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
22. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
23. Two chavs jump off beachy head cliff, who wins? Society.
24. What do you call a chav in a rugby jersey? Gavin Henson.
1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It's probably your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving it? The police.
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
12. What do you say to a chav with a job? I'll have a big mac please?
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.
14. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Saxo a shame? A Saxo seats 4.
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
19. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver :censored: job innit."
20. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Saxo's window in the car wash
21. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
22. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
23. Two chavs jump off beachy head cliff, who wins? Society.
24. What do you call a chav in a rugby jersey? Gavin Henson.
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Really funny :D
Hate to be serious though but I'm struggling with the whole insult the chav thing. My son is very anti chav, and it just strikes me its a bit snobby, and I keep telling him off and saying that they can't help it etc. But I guess it is also a "lifestyle choice" not just a result of social deprivation. SO is it OK to slam chavs? Or should I carry on telling him off? Discuss.
Hate to be serious though but I'm struggling with the whole insult the chav thing. My son is very anti chav, and it just strikes me its a bit snobby, and I keep telling him off and saying that they can't help it etc. But I guess it is also a "lifestyle choice" not just a result of social deprivation. SO is it OK to slam chavs? Or should I carry on telling him off? Discuss.
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Cornish Tiger wrote:Really funny :D
Hate to be serious though but I'm struggling with the whole insult the chav thing. My son is very anti chav, and it just strikes me its a bit snobby, and I keep telling him off and saying that they can't help it etc. But I guess it is also a "lifestyle choice" not just a result of social deprivation. SO is it OK to slam chavs? Or should I carry on telling him off? Discuss.
It could be worse Cornish Tiger - he could be a chav!!
Tolerance and understanding are to be commended at all times - but they cannot be a one-way thing.