Three best things in the worrld right now!

IsraeliTiger · Post by **IsraeliTiger** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:15 pm

1) My ticket to England.
2) My passport.
3) My boarding pass.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:15 pm

okaaaaaaaaaaaay red, you are very strange.............

IsraeliTiger · Post by **IsraeliTiger** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:13 pm

Jess, why do you actually sound surprised by that?

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:29 am

ok my top three things have changed

1. my friends
2. summer music and gigs
3. my birthday partys woo hoo

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:23 am

IsraeliTiger wrote:Jess, why do you actually sound surprised by that?

why would i be surprised??

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:47 pm

1. Red Solero
2. A cool breeze
3. Kinny's jokes

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:03 am

I'll prove you wrong there.

In a quiz show, an Englishman, Scottsman and Irishman are asked to name a song with a dog's name in it.

Quick as a flash, the Englishman presses his buzzer and says "Old Shep". He's through to the next round.

The Scottsman presses his buzzer and says "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo". Much applause and he's through to the next round.

The Irishman dithers a bit. But then his face lights up, he presses his buzzer and says "Strangers In The Night".

The compere doesn't really understand this answer so the Irishman says "No problem, I'll sing it for you. Scooby Dooby Dooo"

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:45 am

OK, you're now out of favour for that one Kinny!

1. Red solero
2. A cool breeze
3. A good night's sleep

I'm going to add a fourth as well

4. Seeing Israeli Tiger back on these shores

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:53 am

Great list Debbie.

The fourth one would be particulary good. Hope Israeli gets to England pretty soon.

Have you got a cool breeze? Its still pretty warm down here. Can we have a pretty cool breeze down here too?!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:26 am

1) The end of TOTP
2) My dogs
3) My secretary's skimpy top. :shock:

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:31 am

Kinoulton wrote:1) The end of TOTP
2) My dogs
3) My secretary's skimpy top. :shock:

kinny, aren't you married??

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:42 am

You still have a pulse when you are married!

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 am

lol, exactly what my mum tells me everytime we go and see a film with jonny depp in it at the cinema!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:59 pm

One night in London my boss and another colleague went off to a lap dancing club.

I didn't, of course.

My boss, somewhat drunkenly, kept saying to his colleague that they weren't really being naughty as they were only looking at all these girls and not touching.

However. He'd somehow pressed his phone in his pocket. It had dialled his home number (at 2 a.m.) and his wife had picked it up and was listening to every word. :oops:

IsraeliTiger · Post by **IsraeliTiger** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:48 pm

IsraeliTiger reporting alive and well from London. All is well, although I thought I'd escaped the heat in Israel. No matter, went to see the Motorshow today in ExCel London, was very very good!