Heard on the Radio 4 Programme last week, in relation to flatulence:
"It's a poor ar$e that never rejoices".
Made me chuckle
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AKA Delilah - Founder Member of 'The Mothers'
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Not a bad strapline for a well known brand of baked beanz? 
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uh oh, wait until Gate gets on this topic....
Don't waste your time away thinking about yesterday's blues
Demelza - another Mother
Demelza - another Mother
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That's what I was hoping for - I need a good laugh!
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I'm not allowed fart gags any more since I joined the Austere Brotherhood of Wowsers. We're only allowed psalms, like this one:
A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turneth to a Fart.
We sing that one just after the we have partaken of the Eucharistic feast of mushy peas and cabbage water.
A Belch is just one gust of wind,
That cometh from thy Heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turneth to a Fart.
We sing that one just after the we have partaken of the Eucharistic feast of mushy peas and cabbage water.