I've always wondered about folk from Leicester ...

[Kinoulton]

The only way to resolve the council workers v zombies issue is by way of a fight.

However, Zombies prefer to fight at night, whereas council workers only work 10 a.m. - noon and 2 pm until 4pm, and spend most of that time training or in focus groups or going off on paternity leave.

[Bill W (2)]

The only way to resolve the council workers v zombies issue is by way of a fight.

However, Zombies prefer to fight at night, whereas council workers only work 10 a.m. - noon and 2 pm until 4pm, and spend most of that time training or in focus groups or going off on paternity leave.

I think council workers are seen out at night when on expensive fact finding missions staying in five star hotels at rate payers expense.

[Kinoulton]

Well that's it then. All council workers to be sent to an all expenses paid trip to Haiti for a project called "Dealing with the Zombie problem at source."

Of course, Haiti will need to introduce a Zombie diversity programme to comply with the council's diversity awareness corrective equal opportunities policy.

Currently most Haitian Zombies are dead black people, whilst fit and healthy Inuits are grossly under represented.

[Bill W (2)]

Is dead black a colour?

I thought the expression was jet black.

[Kinoulton]

But I've rarely seen a jet which is black. Perhaps that's because black jets fly at night, hence we can't see them.

[Bill W (2)]

Black jets are only visible to zombies!!

[DCat]

But I've rarely seen a jet which is black. Perhaps that's because black jets fly at night, hence we can't see them.

Apart from stealth planes. Or black buttons on a black background (Douglas Adams)

[Bill W (2)]

But I've rarely seen a jet which is black. Perhaps that's because black jets fly at night, hence we can't see them.

Apart from stealth planes. Or black buttons on a black background (Douglas Adams)

Actually stealth planes aren't black. If they were they would be detectable by thermal imaging.

Of course zombies can detect them anyway.

[sam16111986]

Actually stealth planes aren't black. If they were they would be detectable by thermal imaging.

Of course zombies can detect them anyway

Not quite true, the zombies only detect the warm squishy brains flying them.