Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Moderators: Tigerbeat, Rizzo, Tigers Press Office, Tigers Webmaster
Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Noticed on t'other forum how Hull Fan's wife's neice got approached by Geordan and knocked him back!
My wife was invited to have a drink with Jim Davidson at Blotts in Nottingham (this was before I knew her when she was a dancer!) She didn't bother as he was several inches shorter than her.
In a bar in Newcastle my daughter had a bottle of Champagne bought for her by a rather dapper looking Peruvian chap sitting at the bar. Unimpressed, her and her mates drank the Champagne and didn't even acknowledge him.
The barman helpfully informed my daughter that the man in question was none other than international footballer Nobby Solano. My daughter concluded that a real Peruvian international footballer wouldn't have such a stupid name and that the man was clearly a weirdo. Her and her mates left the bar without saying a word to him.
My wife was invited to have a drink with Jim Davidson at Blotts in Nottingham (this was before I knew her when she was a dancer!) She didn't bother as he was several inches shorter than her.
In a bar in Newcastle my daughter had a bottle of Champagne bought for her by a rather dapper looking Peruvian chap sitting at the bar. Unimpressed, her and her mates drank the Champagne and didn't even acknowledge him.
The barman helpfully informed my daughter that the man in question was none other than international footballer Nobby Solano. My daughter concluded that a real Peruvian international footballer wouldn't have such a stupid name and that the man was clearly a weirdo. Her and her mates left the bar without saying a word to him.
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 12063
- Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:54 pm
- Location: Somewhere down the crazy river
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Once or twice in my youth ;)
Not now though, past it.
Not now though, past it.
Don't waste your time away thinking about yesterday's blues
Demelza - another Mother
Demelza - another Mother
-
- Super User
- Posts: 2422
- Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:56 pm
- Location: Liskeard
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Noddy Holder in the bar after Top of the Pops one night. My friend had just been playing sax with Style Council and we wanted to talk to Paul Weller so we moved away. Anyway anyone who is happy to poo on a glass table isn't really for me.
http://www.matthampson.co.uk
-
- Moderator
- Posts: 12063
- Joined: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:54 pm
- Location: Somewhere down the crazy river
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
I gave a piece of watermelon to Harrison "Jack" Schmitt who was one of the astronauts on Apollo 17 - one of the last men to walk on the Moon.
Mind you, I was 4 at the time so all he did was pat my head and say "Thanks sweetie!"
Does that count?
Mind you, I was 4 at the time so all he did was pat my head and say "Thanks sweetie!"
Does that count?
Don't waste your time away thinking about yesterday's blues
Demelza - another Mother
Demelza - another Mother
-
- Gold Member
- Posts: 1191
- Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:59 pm
- Location: COSBY
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
I was chatted up by Cheryl Cole and Louise Redknapp on the same night .
Then I woke up.
Then I woke up.
Our period of waiting is over - this is the time.
-
- Silver Member
- Posts: 737
- Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:08 am
- Location: Timbuktu
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
I had one of those type of dreams except mines a 8lb marshmallow, really enjoyed it, then I woke up for some reason I had a mouthful of feathers and for some reason my pillow had gone!
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan
-
- Super User
- Posts: 2988
- Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:48 am
- Location: In the office pretending to work
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
I've shared this before I think but my ex was chatted up by Harry Ellis in Terrace Bar and, rather strangely, he offered to lick her toes!?!
Luckily I was the only boy who was allowed to lick her toes at the time.
Luckily I was the only boy who was allowed to lick her toes at the time.
I saw Marika Vunibaka play
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
I went all gooey when Marie Ashby off East Midlands TV looked at me with those lovely eyes of hers and said "Shift!"
(Only joking, she was lovely to everyone.)
(Only joking, she was lovely to everyone.)
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Well I've met you, Kinny - so we can both dine out on that story!
As if.
As if.
AKA Delilah - Founder Member of 'The Mothers'
Sponsored by Kleenex
Sponsored by Kleenex
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
That's OK BJ. There is photographic evidence to show that Mrs BJ was there!
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
-
- Silver Member
- Posts: 737
- Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:08 am
- Location: Timbuktu
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
BJ. wrote:I've met Kinny as well and we did dine out in Treviso. Oh dear, that sounds wrong on so many levels.DCat wrote:Well I've met you, Kinny - so we can both dine out on that story!
Is it just me, or does that sound even worse?Kinoulton wrote:That's OK BJ. There is photographic evidence to show that Mrs BJ was there!
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan
-
- Super User
- Posts: 2422
- Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:56 pm
- Location: Liskeard
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
Well I was also being chaperoned by Mrs Kin's elder brother.
So there was no impropriety on my part. (Much to the chagrin of all those classy looking Venetian ladies of course.)
So there was no impropriety on my part. (Much to the chagrin of all those classy looking Venetian ladies of course.)
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
-
- Silver Member
- Posts: 737
- Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:08 am
- Location: Timbuktu
Re: Ladies. Been chatted up by a celeb?
It's just getting more sordid by the moment. It's like the dad who tried to purchase the services of a lady of the night for his 14 year old son
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan
Voltaire
"Morné Steyn is awaited in Paris like the Messiah or a new generation of Apple smartphone" Ze Stade Fan