Film descriptions and classifications

[Kinoulton]

By such classification, the Bible would never make the bookshops.

Murder, incest, prostitution, homosexuality. And of course it may offend people of other faiths.

[Rizzo]

The Passion of the Christ was an 18 classification, yet most the God squad fanatics recommended it to everyone.

Lord of the Rings was PG(13) - because it contained "scenes of mild violence and horror"

[Tyzot]

Sounds like the Bristol game to me!

[westy154]

Whilst a sad sign of the times that disclaimers require disclaimers these days, some of the film ones are so silly as to be funny. One scene of mild injury is a pretty good one, and if I could remember any other good ones, I would be sure to post them....

[westy154]

I'd probably join her on the first floor if I see it to be honest...

[DCat]

And me. Presumably hi-def makes the not-so-little Bug**r look even worse.

[Dave W]

BJ, did you go and see the film in the end and, if so, was it any good?

[DCat]

And me. Presumably hi-def makes the not-so-little Bug**r look even worse.

We've got a 39" plasma TV and you can count every hair on its legs before the shot cuts to a close-up of its face.

Eeuw! I think I'd rather talk flatulence with Gate! (Sorry Gate - no offence intended)

[Gate]

Gone With The Wind - Certificate G - Contains extended gusset-charring, large butt-rumbling, the fact that you never quite feel clean after a really top one even though you know you didn't follow through, and scenes of a dandy geezer in tight breeches with a tooled moustache lifting the right thigh and saying "Frankly, I couldn't crack a rat".

[Kinoulton]

And James Cagney standing legs akimbo on the roof of a tall building, lighting a phenomenal rasping rip-snorter and shouting "I'm on top of the world, Maa!"

[DCat]

Yes, definitely better than the spider.

Haven't laughed so much for a long time!