Can't get him out....

Former Prop · Post by **Former Prop** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:28 pm

On both occasions when my two arrived Wales were being beaten at the rugby........

Hardly a coincidence then !

(sorry pam).

triage · Post by **triage** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:12 pm

DCat wrote:I heard that a curry does the trick. My first was 3 weeks late - I think he wanted to arrive in time for Derby Day (bit like his grandmother).

On both occasions when my two arrived Wales were being beaten at the rugby........

dont have any more....lol

Trout 63 · Post by **Trout 63** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:49 am

Well if Wales losing 43 -17 last weekend wasn't enough for the lad, I wonder what the score might be this weekend?????

Dibble

Do you think your lovely lady might be willing to wait another 3 or 4 days?

triage · Post by **triage** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:34 am

Trout 63 wrote:

Well if Wales losing 43 -17 last weekend wasn't enough for the lad, I wonder what the score might be this weekend?????

Dibble

Do you think your lovely lady might be willing to wait another 3 or 4 days?

well the last time we played at the loftus we had 96 points put on us...so improvement will be on the cards.......surely it could not be worse than that could it

Dibble · Post by **Dibble** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:48 am

Unfortunately my lovely lady doesn't take the same pleasure from seeing the Welsh get beat as the rest of us and I think if I asked her to wait it would be me getting the beating!!!

Curry night is tonight though....watch this space!

triage · Post by **triage** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:51 am

Dibble wrote:Unfortunately my lovely lady doesn't take the same pleasure from seeing the Welsh get beat as the rest of us

what a lovely lady she seems to be....good judgement and opinions of races

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:02 pm

So if I eat a curry I will have a baby!!

Anyone like to be my agent?

P.S. I am male.

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:09 pm

madoqua

So if I eat a curry I will have a baby!!

Anyone like to be my agent?

P.S. I am male.

For us guys it’s not the giving birth that hurts.

It’s just that the conception is a real pain in the a***

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:22 pm

Look, I'm a bit late on this thread.

But if I want a baby I've got to bang Edwina Curry?

On the thrid step?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:48 pm

thrid?

Definition please?

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:48 pm

This is totally true and witnessed....

I have had an 'on the lips' kiss with Edwina Curry.

Always fancied her.

Didn't have a baby though.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:14 pm

Did she notice you were swinging to the right?

SPIKE@srufc · Post by **SPIKE@srufc** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:34 pm

Firstly good luck with the baby, i hope it brings you all the happiness I thought ours would

As to due dates apparantly less than 2% of babies arrive on their due dates so I wouldn't worry too much and I just think the practise of giving these dates to expectant parents is just a way of raising stress levels to get you into the swing of things.....

Seriously enjoy in both cases the births of my boys were wonderful and rewarding experiences (that said I had the easy bit as Mrs Spike tells me!)

Dibble · Post by **Dibble** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:50 pm

Thanks Spike!

Went to the Midwife appointment yesterday and we were told to have lots of sex (quantity over quality apparently so I had an excuse this time)and a glass of wine. She mentioned something about long cycles and blah blah blah blah. I kind of missed the important technical bit as I was too busy planning the rest of the evening! The curry theory is apparently nonsense but we gave it a try anyway.....and still nothing.

If he doesn't hurry up I'll actually have everything ready for when he arrives!

adamv6 · Post by **adamv6** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:37 pm

My mother in law had my wife walking around Leicester for 6hrs doing Christmas Shopping.

My daughter came that night, 3wks early.

Apparently we were told its the movement of the hips gets the baby into position.

So, walking boots on, Bradgate Park is a calling!!!!