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- Tiger Cub
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Hi Karen
Not at all but I'm learning, bit of a lucky guess there then? He he
Actually I thought you'd locked yourself away in the bathroom and so I was looking through my wordrobe to find you a disguise for a few days.
I haven't laughed so much in years.
Not at all but I'm learning, bit of a lucky guess there then? He he
Actually I thought you'd locked yourself away in the bathroom and so I was looking through my wordrobe to find you a disguise for a few days.
I haven't laughed so much in years.
Desdemona, designer of the Cosmic Muffin
...every Mother needs an Older Brother
...every Mother needs an Older Brother
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what kind of outfit were you looking for? I am almost a Waspette now you know? I need street cred with a dash of purity; loads of style; a hint of panache, but also a bit of the slutty look. Do you have anything like that in your wardrobe :?: Remember for my disguise I will need a black wig red splosh lipstick and lots of cheap perfume - Tweed should do the trick.
Can you help me kid :?: If after all that, people still don't recognise me I will be the saddo woman holding 5 bottles of Shiraz and manhandling a Bon Jovi look alike in the East Stand
Can you help me kid :?: If after all that, people still don't recognise me I will be the saddo woman holding 5 bottles of Shiraz and manhandling a Bon Jovi look alike in the East Stand
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Street Cred, rugby shirt, Wasps when down south, Tigers when up here, purity, neutral coat.
Style and panache... nice heels and maybe those black and yellow tights?
Slutty... get the shirts cut very low and dont wear a bra?
Black wig... easy, red lips, easy.
Cheap perfume, my ex bought me ome for my birthday...
but anything really strong and nasty should work, as long as you really put a lot in... bathe in it maybe... and point me in the direction of the booze and Bon Jovi combo!
Style and panache... nice heels and maybe those black and yellow tights?
Slutty... get the shirts cut very low and dont wear a bra?
Black wig... easy, red lips, easy.
Cheap perfume, my ex bought me ome for my birthday...
but anything really strong and nasty should work, as long as you really put a lot in... bathe in it maybe... and point me in the direction of the booze and Bon Jovi combo!
If we never meet again,
Think of me every now and then!
Think of me every now and then!
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Oh Karen, do not give up on me. I have already posted the waders to you. I have added black stripes with a marker pen, and a little pest emblazoned on each toe. It hurt me to do it, but anything for you and Mikey.
I normally top them off with one of those yellow so'wester hats, and a see-through crocheted black mini dress. Looks the bees knees! Literally.
I normally top them off with one of those yellow so'wester hats, and a see-through crocheted black mini dress. Looks the bees knees! Literally.
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- Tiger Cub
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..... nothing in the wardrobe Karen but a white blouse, so I got out the sewing machine to run up this little number for you .....
Slinky yellow cat suit with black stripes, suitable for day or evening and definately a crowd pleaser whichever leg your're still standing on.
Undies - green, red, white lace trimmed panties with matching push up bra, definately not on view as they are just to enhance the figure and need to be worn closest to heart.
Will it fit?
PS Simply adore CTs waders, five pairs please but without the waspy things.
Sharon Osbourne on the arm of Bon Jovi? how would you ever get away with that, please tell me more :?:
Slinky yellow cat suit with black stripes, suitable for day or evening and definately a crowd pleaser whichever leg your're still standing on.
Undies - green, red, white lace trimmed panties with matching push up bra, definately not on view as they are just to enhance the figure and need to be worn closest to heart.
Will it fit?
PS Simply adore CTs waders, five pairs please but without the waspy things.
Sharon Osbourne on the arm of Bon Jovi? how would you ever get away with that, please tell me more :?:
Desdemona, designer of the Cosmic Muffin
...every Mother needs an Older Brother
...every Mother needs an Older Brother
I'm overcome with gratitude, what can I say to all of you. Thank you my friends. With all these outfits I am really going to be something else. One problem, yellow and black really doesn't suit me, how am I going to cope for the next 2 years? I must say I look rather fetching in white though Lilytig.