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Lily Tigrinum
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Post by Lily Tigrinum »

sorry... I was trying to smuggle out the Cosmic Muffins, didn't realise you'd miss it from the Wardrobe, do you want it back?
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It probably belongs to my ex.

Is it a size 20 with SHE_DEVIL written on the back?
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Desdemona - a pan-galactic gargle-blaster? What a good idea! Where's the lemon?
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Post by Lily Tigrinum »

Morning all

Burley Bill is getting stressed. I bought some knitting needles, if you can send me the instructions I'll try something simple - mittens for instance so he can't scratch any eyes out, I might just be able to manage that. Do you think that's the right pattern? if so sending it by PM might be faster. :thumb:

This sounds like gossip from the bar but I spotted FP in Debenhams late on Saturday so he obviously wasn't at Twickers.
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Post by cornish tigress »

Mittens will be perfect. He'll be very grateful. Mothers know best.

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Been in High Wycombe the last few days :o( spying on the opposition. Goodness gracious Vickers has got tip top legs

CT I will be wearing at the weekend my black and yellow striped stockings green trainers and a quickly knitted (by my Mother)green black white yellow jumper. Obviously I will be covered head to foot in my Tigers flag so I can't be spotted. I will of course be behind Kin to give him grevious bodily harm if he starts
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KarenH wrote:Been in High Wycombe the last few days :o( spying on the opposition. Goodness gracious Vickers has got tip top legs

CT I will be wearing at the weekend my black and yellow striped stockings green trainers and a quickly knitted (by my Mother)green black white yellow jumper. Obviously I will be covered head to foot in my Tigers flag so I can't be spotted. I will of course be behind Kin to give him grevious bodily harm if he starts
I'll sponsor you for that Karen!
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Karen, dressed like that, I may just see you coming and hence avoid your attempt at GBH.

Your best bet is to get me hopelessly drunk on red wine. You can do more or less what you want then.
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[I'll sponsor you for that Karen![/quote]

How much? I don't come cheap you know. A couple of bottles of Shiraz will do, I'll share just half a bottle with Kin so I can smother him silently :lol: Oh yes and 3 cadburys eggs which are still on sale.
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You think half a bottle of Shiraz will knock me out?

I can do two bottles on a Friday night and still talk complete gibberish. Walking home is interesting though.
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Alright if you are going to be greedy you can have a whole one. That should be interesting. After one I am talkative, two I am flirty, three incapable of anything except sleep
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KarenH wrote:Alright if you are going to be greedy you can have a whole one. That should be interesting. After one I am talkative, two I am flirty, three incapable of anything except sleep
So after about 2.5 bottles you should be still flirty but ready for bed?
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Post by Sherpa2 »

Can't fault your maths and powers of logic Kin
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Post by wills_#1fan! »

Well done Kinny... good response...

Now lets wait for Karen.....
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So, after 2.5 bottles red wine Karen went home and found Kinney spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She asked him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear:

Take off my new knitted dress...."
"Now, take off my bra."
"Next, remove my shoes and my black and yellow stockings."
"Now, remove my garter belt and panties."

She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted:

"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"
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