Nagging Wife

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:49 am

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000; or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Dave W · Post by **Dave W** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:51 am

quality

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:20 am

:D :D :D

breezer · Post by **breezer** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:24 am

pure gold!

Ollie smith rules · Post by **Ollie smith rules** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:25 pm

Nice one

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:35 pm

Woohoohahaheegigglegigglesmirk!!

As always Kinny, you make me laugh.

IsraeliTiger · Post by **IsraeliTiger** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:47 pm

Haha, loved it! :P

Former Prop · Post by **Former Prop** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:36 pm

Talking about nagging wives, the current Mrs FP was having a moan at me the other day.
"You love the Tigers more than you do me" she said
"At the minute I love Wasps more than I do You" I replied.

orla - mumha abú! · Post by **orla - mumha abú!** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:12 pm

that sounds like my boyfriend about shamrock rovers. on his bebo page he wrote.....

Attitude to life....
Well, I was told in no uncertain terms that Valentines Day should be spent with the one you love. I said "Thanks, your so considerate. I'll see you after the Rovers match..."

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:48 am

Orla, that is just like a man...... Haven't you sussed them out yet.

Last year when it was about a week before my birthday my bloke arranged to go to a game in France (which I couldn't go to as I'd not got enough holiday left at work) and there was absolutely no mention of doing anything for my birthday!!!

They'll perhaps get their priorities right one day.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:41 pm

My wife said to me last night: "I've decided that what both of us two need is a good night out."

"That's a cracking idea." I said: "Will you leave the lights on for me if you get back first?"