Ideal Celebrity Party or Meal

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:27 pm

You're party sounds tempting Jen, for the latter three ladies!! :D :D :D :D

SilensFatuus · Post by **SilensFatuus** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:29 pm

If only it would really happen!
Eek missed out Adam Brody!

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:35 pm

red tiger wrote

stevie gerrard, andy goode, jeremy clarkson, cain dingle and clint eastwood as the blokes, err sarah harding, sarah polley, the dido and alex hammond for the birds, and i'd go to tgi fridays cause their food kicks bottom

Sounds just up Clint's street!!

In his cowboy films he sort of did!!

Not a bad combination there. Jeremy Clarkson would be certainly worth it. Dido comes from near me, ie, Maidstone. I'll send her an invite c/o Maidstone sorting office!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:37 am

Cornish Tiger wrote:Sandi Toksvig, Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard, Kin and Red. Cos they all make me laugh. Add a sprinkling of Tigers players to gaze at....

Blimey! Thanks CT. And what great guests!

I'd add Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Stuart Pearce, Austin Healey, Kirsty Wark, Cherie Lunghi, and a few bimbos in French Maids outfits to serve dinner.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:03 am

Silens Fatuus wrote

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If only it would really happen!
Eek missed out Adam Brody!

Jen, he's another one from O.C. and his character has dumped Rachel Bilson's character in O.C.!! Would be an interesting pair!! I'm sure they get on better in real life!!

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:11 am

Kinoulton wrote:
Cornish Tiger wrote:Sandi Toksvig, Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard, Kin and Red. Cos they all make me laugh. Add a sprinkling of Tigers players to gaze at....
Blimey! Thanks CT. And what great guests!

I'd add Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Stuart Pearce, Austin Healey, Kirsty Wark, Cherie Lunghi, and a few bimbos in French Maids outfits to serve dinner.

Great. I'll start the invites. I think we should throw in a chef though. What about Jean Christophe Novelli? You've got the french maids!

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:21 pm

All Saints and Munster rugby players + any other of my favorite players

plus all my female friends to even it out a bit.

SilensFatuus · Post by **SilensFatuus** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:48 pm

simon redshaw wrote:Silens Fatuus wrote

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If only it would really happen!
Eek missed out Adam Brody!

Jen, he's another one from O.C. and his character has dumped Rachel Bilson's character in O.C.!! Would be an interesting pair!! I'm sure they get on better in real life!!

They're dating off-screen! No I think they got back together last night

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:32 pm

Gavin Henson, Duncan Mcrae, Dayglo, Andy Robinson, Tana Umaga, Jonathan Davies, Brian Moore, Osprey in Leicester and the RFU.

All together in Ms Churches jacuzzi. (Filled with boiling oil of course).

Former Prop · Post by **Former Prop** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:44 pm

Ha Ha Brilliant idea madoqua :D

Anyway Simon, this was your thread and you haven't said who you would invite .

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:28 am

This is going to be hard as I have so many!!

Blokes XV

Nelson Mandela
Clint Eastwood
Jeremy Clarkson
Peter Kay
Ardal O'Hanlon
Sir David Attenborough
Bill Bryson
Noddy Holder
Martin Johnson
Austin Healey
Gary Lineker
Ian Botham
Darren Gough
Dickie Bird
Richie Benaud

Other blokes to include those previously mentioned and all the Tigers players.

Ladies XV

Dame Judi Dench
Julie Walters
Joanna Lumley
Dawn French
Michelle Pfeiffer
Clarissa Dickson-Wright
Debbie Harry
Tina Turner
Suzy Perry
Dame Kelly Holmes
Kate Adie
Julia Roberts
Ellen McArthur
Josie Lawrence
Kim Cattrall

Other Ladies would include Rachel Bilson, Kirsten Dunst, Anna Kournikova, Dido, Louise Redknapp and Katie Mehlua.

Blimey, this party's going to take some arranging!!

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:08 am

madoqua wrote:Gavin Henson, Duncan Mcrae, Dayglo, Andy Robinson, Tana Umaga, Jonathan Davies, Brian Moore, Osprey in Leicester and the RFU.

All together in Ms Churches jacuzzi. (Filled with boiling oil of course).

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:42 am

Sorry, forgot the menu.

Disected worm brain topped with Lark's vomit.

Lightly toasted aardvark entrails with leeks.

Cockroach cluster chocolates drizzled with Henson hair gel.

Yummy!!!!

Former Prop · Post by **Former Prop** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:37 am

Hi Simon

Flipping heck, thats some guest list. Where are you having your party, The Albert Hall ?

PS Can I come to, seeing as the lovely Louise is going to be there? :oops: (But don't tell Mrs FP).

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:25 am

Hi Former Prop

I know, but I found it really hard to narrow down!! You others are much better at this. I'll need to hire the Albert Hall or an equivalent or if not have two parties!! Geordan would come with his partner Lucie Silvas and I need to try and make equal men to women. I would also have Kiera Knightley at the party, and Sandra Bullock. Sandra could have Keanu Reeves to chat to also as they are good friends. Shania Twain maybe another one.

And no probs, you can come along! And I won't tell Mrs FP! We could arrange it in London, but is there anything very large around Leicester or the Midlands? Birmingham possibly?