Keeno n' Sim Group

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:05 am

Ladies and gents. Me and Keeno have come to the decision of starting an airline. "Keeno n' Sim Atlantic" Therefore we need to advertise jobs.

We're looking for:
1 Private assistant, to do our personal admin work etc
2 Someone to man the somplaints desk (we were thinkin Kuzza maybe)
3 Cabin crew, you'll get to fly the world on our brand spanking new planes (stolen form virgin atlantic)

Anyone interested, we're opening possitions up for you guys first, cuz well, we like you.

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:07 am

and of course there will be brilliant rates and holidays at exotic destinations! 8) its a winwin situation!!! :D

kuzza · Post by **kuzza** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:48 am

Boys, just two small bits of advice.

First up, will you not need pilots too?

Also, and I say this because I care, have you not heard the phrase 'the quickest way for a billionaire to become a millionaire is by starting an airline'?

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:51 am

cheers for the concern kuzza my businees associate sim has the paperwork and pilots sorted

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:54 am

Kuzza, Kuzza, Kuzza, you really have underestimated us. So far we have stolen the planes form Virgin Atlantic and the pilots with them and made some false papers sayin the out of the kindness of his heart our great pall, Richard Branson gave them too us. We haven't spent a penny yet. By the time our first 10 flights have gone off we'll have loads of money. You see.

So Kuzza would you like a job, you'll get free flights with us whereever you want to go

And also, we're not boys, we're established gentlemn within the world of aviation

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:55 am

and we allready have an established airport woker under our payroll one of the people tht accounts for fuel consumption at gatwick so we can get fuel free for a while see its all thoguht out

wills_#1fan! · Post by **wills_#1fan!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:57 am

Have you thought of how you will get the planes???

Not something you can shove in your pocket

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:58 am

sim and i have allready stolen them he stayed at my hous till early morning then we jumped the fences payed the pilots and flew to our private airfield

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:02 am

He's telling the truth, though we tell you this in confidece. Keep it under wraps please.

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:04 am

if you tell anyone our security force the m1 will hunt you down and torture you with a wasps shirt

wills_#1fan! · Post by **wills_#1fan!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:16 am

ok... i wont tell anyone!!!

I dont want to be tortured with a wasps shirt!!

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:17 am

would you like to be manager of the check in dept

wills_#1fan! · Post by **wills_#1fan!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:18 am

yeah, sure... do you pay well though??
i need money

Keeno · Post by **Keeno** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:20 am

yes the managing directors will hav a board meeting and get back to you we also need your qualifactions ( made up if you like were not fussed)

wills_#1fan! · Post by **wills_#1fan!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:22 am

i have been a check in supervisor for 10 years
i am good at dealing with rude customers
and im generally amazing
:D