Keeno n' Sim Group

KarenH · Post by **KarenH** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:50 pm

DCat wrote:Count me in! We could have the Carlsberg thing as our trademark - reaches the parts ..... :shock:

Terrific, but I think you should be Head of Advertising. Can you imagine ,when you hold auditions, for say a film or advertisment on the airline, you would be able to personally pick whoever you liked and also tell them what you want them to do - Something like "Hey Brad, move this way or Hey Cozza dump the shirt"

Come to think of it DCat,, you can be the new Head of baggage handling, I want to be in Advertising now.
Do you reckon Keeno and Sim will agree

Karen x

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:02 pm

No, sorry Karen, can't give that one up - the thought of asking Cozza to dump the shirt has just made me come over all unnecessary :shock:

That reminds me - roll on November!

KarenH · Post by **KarenH** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:22 pm

Why have I got such a big mouth :evil:

Dream job gone for ever :oops:

Hopefully Keeno and Sim have not been following this, so I can take the job anyway

nah nah nah

Karen x

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:30 pm

How's about sharing?

wills_#1fan! · Post by **wills_#1fan!** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:50 pm

KarenH wrote:
especially if they have big study legs and a blond scrunchy hairstyle eh Sarah

If you are strip searching them that early, no wonder they look dazed when then get to me. But there again are you still wearing your knee length boots and your little corset and things.
You do realise that we are making Keeno and Sim a lot of money, because word has got round about our strip seach procedures and I have noticed the mail passenger lists have got much longer in this last week. I think we both need assistants :)

Karen xx

Big sturdy legs and blonde scrunchy hairstlye sounds good!
If the one you mean came through i would definitely strip search him!
hehe

Yeah... its a hard job, i need an assistant!

Oh, found one!
Em is now my assistant!

KarenH · Post by **KarenH** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:50 pm

DCat wrote:How's about sharing?

Yep - seems about right to me, we should now be informed of our new directives in the next few days, as long as a certain p.a. is on the ball, keyboard to the ready - what I really mean is gets her finger out 8) and sends us new contracts of employment. Are you there Nicky my little angel :P

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:49 pm

What is this about a new job Karen? Isn't ous hospitality good enough for you, we've done nothing but care and look after you!

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:53 pm

hes upset now

Sim · Post by **Sim** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:57 pm

Deeply

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:59 pm

awwww bless

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:21 pm

Sim - I think this could be a sort of Job Review. The popularity of your enterprise means that she is so overworked she has to job share, hence new contract.

Does this mean I'm your Advertising Manager, or Staff Relations Manager?

I would much rather do the shirt thing

:oops:

(There she is, all unnecessary again!)

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:38 pm

me and iris can be your spies

no.1ellisfan · Post by **no.1ellisfan** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:47 pm

yep we can, that sounds like a plan Hannah!

KarenH · Post by **KarenH** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:00 pm

Sim wrote:What is this about a new job Karen? Isn't ous hospitality good enough for you, we've done nothing but care and look after you!

Yeah but I have made loads of money for you. Listen Sim, you and Keeno have been excellent to me, but basically I have been offered a fantastic job with Titanic Tigers Airways.. OK what a wonderful time I have had,but too many people, including Wills#no 1 fan, Gate, Ellis keeps trying to creep in, and as for that p.a. of yours - Nicky well. Far be it from me to critisize the way an airline is run - but well. I have worked my fingers to the bone, gone to the end of the earth and back for you and for what, people trying to push my nose into the ground, all for the their own satisfaction and an end to a means - meaning their means. I have tried to be the best employee for you Keeno and Sim (I am crying now

) but if I am not wanted, and you are listening to these lesser mortals - then so be it - adios, grasias, femay la bouch. I am gone.....

The end is nigh folks I feel deep depression coming on, I have lost it. The end of the world is nigh. Goodbye world - nice to know you.
For goodness sake someone get me out of this - I was enjoying myself so much :?

no.1ellisfan · Post by **no.1ellisfan** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:09 pm

Karen hunny! dont be sad, im sure they appreciate you and i dont think that the company would cope if you left - they need someone who can keep that Nicky under control!