A 65 year old man had just driven on to the motorway when his car phone rang. Answering it, he found his wife on the other end of the line.
"Bert", she said urgently. "Be careful, I've just heard on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way up the motorway".
"Hell", he replied, "It's not just one, there's hundreds of them!"
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I could agree with you...but then we'd both be wrong.
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A man dies and his wife phones the Leicester Mercury to arrange for his obituary to be printed. She is put through to the correct department and tells them that she doesn’t have much money, so she just wants the obituary to say “Alf is dead”. “That’s quite short”, says the man at the paper, “but if you’re worrying about the cost, don’t forget you’re entitled to have up to six words for the same price.”
“In that case”, says the woman, “make it - Alf is dead. Toyota for sale”.
“In that case”, says the woman, “make it - Alf is dead. Toyota for sale”.
I could agree with you...but then we'd both be wrong.
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Gonna have to be honest and say I'd have agreed with it being a yorkshire accent, not brummie!
He he shamone, but with a better touch
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Customer: Does Viagra work?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Customer: Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: Maybe, if I take two.
Pharmacist: Yes.
Customer: Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: Maybe, if I take two.
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A man walks into a pub, with a monkey sitting on his shoulder.
The landlord says "Hey, you can't bring that horrible creature in here"
"I can't help it, he's chained to me", replies the monkey.
The landlord says "Hey, you can't bring that horrible creature in here"
"I can't help it, he's chained to me", replies the monkey.
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Two park keepers managing the boating lake. 1st park keeper, Bert "Come in 99 your time is up". 2nd park keeper "Bert we don't have a 99". Bert "You in trouble 66?"
I'm not cynical just experienced
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A bloke I know told me he used to play for Wasps.
I always thought he was in the Bee team.
I always thought he was in the Bee team.