What's happened to our roughty toughty club?

[Kinoulton]

This ad on the Tigers website made we want to vomit.

"Welcome to the exclusive 1880 Club, a seasonal hospitality membership for individuals and businesses. Limited membership for individuals and businesses who wish to entertain clients and customers in a relaxed environment with fine food, guest speaker and player interaction each match day."

It goes on in much the same style for paragraph after paragraph. Who wrote that?

[Bill W (2)]

This ad on the Tigers website made we want to vomit.

"Welcome to the exclusive 1880 Club, a seasonal hospitality membership for individuals and businesses. Limited membership for individuals and businesses who wish to entertain clients and customers in a relaxed environment with fine food, guest speaker and player interaction each match day."

It goes on in much the same style for paragraph after paragraph. Who wrote that?

Gary Sherrard? Peter Wheeler? Peter Tom?

Or maybe some lackey from Lindleys

[cornish tigress]

What would you have written then Kin?

[Kinoulton]

"For this rather higher price, you can have some scran and watch the match nice and warm."

[cornish tigress]

I think Gary's jobs safe

[Kinoulton]

I hope he has better grammar than you.

There should have been an apostrophe in job's.

I'll get me coat.

[cornish tigress]

Ha ha, I noticed that as I pressed send and thought I would get away with it.

[Bill W (2)]

Ha ha, I noticed that as I pressed send and thought I would get away with it.

Ahem. You clicked on send. Had you pressed it you might have damaged your screen!

[kingol22]

Ha ha, I noticed that as I pressed send and thought I would get away with it.

Ahem. You clicked on send. Had you pressed it you might have damaged your screen!

How do you know a touch screen was not being used