Binge drinking is why women can't read maps

[fleabane]

http://tinyurl.com/6fa9eor

(goes into hiding . . .)

[cornish tigress]

Not me! Obviously I would have binge-drunk as a teenager but my spatial awareness was so bad I kept tipping it all down my cleavage.

[Purebob]

"Cleavage" is one of my favourite words.

[Ze Stade Fan]

"Cleavage" is one of my favourite words.

Cleavage is one of my favourite views !

[cornish tigress]

Men are weird. But it is v. useful for storing spare wine and biscuit crumbs, so one of my favourite words too.

[Hull Fan]

Jobs vacant - Cleavage Clearing Operative, sounds great

[fleabane]

Hull Fan, for all I know, CT's cleavage may be a thing of wonder, but before you get too excited about your job prospects, I have but one word to say: Widdy.

[Hull Fan]

Hull Fan, for all I know, CT's cleavage may be a thing of wonder, but before you get too excited about your job prospects, I have but one word to say: Widdy.

Is that Widdy as in Ann Widdy?
If so it doesn't bare thinking about.

[cornish tigress]

You're kidding? That would be fantastic. You could keep whole packs of spare hobnobs in there for emergencies. I really don't think you are appreciating the benefits for the owner here.

[Hull Fan]

You're kidding? That would be fantastic. You could keep whole packs of spare hobnobs in there for emergencies. I really don't think you are appreciating the benefits for the owner here.

Sorry CT i was only thinking of the Cleavage Clearing Operative!
I guess you wouldn't have just one client, so could off set the Widdy with a more, "decorative" one.

[cornish tigress]

That's fair enough HF. We all have our own angle on this cleavage business. Would you dustpan do you think, or minivac? I wouldn't require your services, purely because I actually value the usefulness of the detritus you can find down there after a particularly hard day's snacking. Think ... drive home, run out of car sweets...

This thread could so easily have deteriorated into low conversations about female binge drinkers and inability to parallel park. So pleased it has moved onto a much higher philosophical level...this is just not discussed enough.

[Hull Fan]

I think dust pan for the more elegant ladies, you could provide a real service. Brushes made from some obscure, delicate bristles, hand carved reciptacals to collect the bits in etc.
Then use the minivac for the guvvy jobs or the Widdy's as we Cleavage Clearing Operative's (CCO) call them.

I agree that we have moved the thread on to a higher philosophical level, it just goes to show you never know what'saround the corner.

I don't know what service could be offered for men. I tend to store my tea down the front of my t-shirt, which Mrs HF really likes, the harder i try not to the more i store.

Just thought, there's a new series of Dragons Den coming on may be the CCO service might get an investor. Knowing my luck it will be the new dragon who looks very scary on the advert.

[cornish tigress]

Like your thinking. Start working on your Business Outline Operations Brochure. They like detail. Lots of projections. Exciting figures.

Mr CT also stores soup and so forth on the front of his t-shirt. Bissel?

[Hull Fan]

Like your thinking. Start working on your Business Outline Operations Brochure. They like detail. Lots of projections. Exciting figures.

Mr CT also stores soup and so forth on the front of his t-shirt. Bissel?

Hopefully with an opportunity like this there would be lots of projections, particularly if the figures were good.

Front cover of brochure could have me with my up market dust pan and brush, maybe in a Tux with a spray tan (always worked for Mr Henson) looking over my shoulder ala James Bond.
Headline "Does your cleavage need cleaning, do you store more than you eat?"

[fleabane]

HF and CT, I am so happy to have brought you together in this venture!