Poetry here please.

[Bill W (2)]

At last you do show some improvement,
I do hope this you can maintain,
Of course such progress may be transient,
Reversed and not be permanent.
If it is for real lasting gain
You strive, then try and try again.

[SaltyJackTar]

At last you do show some improvement,
I do hope this you can maintain,
Of course such progress may be transient,
Reversed and not be permanent.
If it is for real lasting gain
You strive, then try and try again.

Your patronising ways just hide,
A personality that could be snide,
It's you, dear soul, that needs to fetter
Your poetry and get it better,
So we can make this thread the best,
And get more posts than all the rest!

KTF!!!

[Gate]

Sarries smell;
We know this well.
And what they smell of - this is true!
Is diarrhoea-stricken dog fox poo.

[Bill W (2)]

Sarries smell;
We know this well.
And what they smell of - this is true!
Is diarrhoea-stricken dog fox poo.

And the referee Sean Davey
He is but one of the fools
Who so misinterpret the rules
So as to keep second rate clubs like Sarries in the premiership play offs even though the stadium they are proposing to build is not even good enough for a championship side;
G*d help me!

[Kinoulton]

Marmite, I refused to eat.
It tasted like some yeast and wheat.
But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar,
I'm eating from the malty black jar!

[SaltyJackTar]

Marmite, I refused to eat.
It tasted like some yeast and wheat.
But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar,
I'm eating from the malty black jar!

A peom entitled:
A somewhat understated view of my current feelings towards the Fez 'eads so as to ensure I do not incur Rizzo's wrath

SJT and Marmite together in verse,
I'm honoured dear Kinnie but still want to curse,
Saturday's result and a real dog of a game,
To twice lose to Sarries is a bleedin' big shame.

[Kinoulton]

If the Sarries do gloat, then that is effrontery.
Because our lads are better and play for their country.

[Bill W (2)]

The black stuff does go down well,
Not marmite, but the liquid brewed,
By the little people, rarely viewed,
Though their product does well sell,
Both here, in Ireland and in Hell!

[SaltyJackTar]

Italy win, oh jubilate,
Them Frogs won't get a post match party,
The Azzurri have proved their steel,
Les Bleus travel home without a meal,
And come tomorrow, I'll bet a moderator's knickers,
The Scots get trounced by us at Twickers.

[DCat]

I'll bet a moderator's knickers

Oh dear SJT, you are in deep doodoo

[Bill W (2)]

I'll bet a moderator's knickers

Who will hold the stakes?

[SaltyJackTar]

I'll bet a moderator's knickers

Oh dear SJT, you are in deep doodoo

Do you think I might be running the risk of upsetting Tigerbeat then?

[Bill W (2)]

Tigerbeat does not wear knickers,
Being a fellow he wears shorts or pants,
A previous moderator was tjs,
I have his autographed lucky underpants!

So if moderators knickers you would bet with,
They must belong to our own Rizzo,
How you came of them I wish not to know,
And if you tell you could much shorter live!

[SaltyJackTar]

Them Welshies won at home tonight,
And yet again it don't seem right,
It's hard to say it's down to cheating,
With Byrne and Williams so often bleating,
But today their moans were much reduced,
When the quick, wrong, ball was introduced!

[SaltyJackTar]

So if moderators knickers you would bet with,
They must belong to our own Rizzo,
How you came of them I wish not to know,
And if you tell you could much shorter live!

I fear I am not bold enough
To 'fess I have her undies
For if I did I'm sure she would
Make all my days like Mondays