Poetry here please.
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Re: Poetry here please.
At last you do show some improvement,
I do hope this you can maintain,
Of course such progress may be transient,
Reversed and not be permanent.
If it is for real lasting gain
You strive, then try and try again.
I do hope this you can maintain,
Of course such progress may be transient,
Reversed and not be permanent.
If it is for real lasting gain
You strive, then try and try again.
Still keeping the faith!
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Re: Poetry here please.
Your patronising ways just hide,Bill W (2) wrote:At last you do show some improvement,
I do hope this you can maintain,
Of course such progress may be transient,
Reversed and not be permanent.
If it is for real lasting gain
You strive, then try and try again.
A personality that could be snide,
It's you, dear soul, that needs to fetter
Your poetry and get it better,
So we can make this thread the best,
And get more posts than all the rest!
KTF!!!
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Re: Poetry here please.
Sarries smell;
We know this well.
And what they smell of - this is true!
Is diarrhoea-stricken dog fox poo.
We know this well.
And what they smell of - this is true!
Is diarrhoea-stricken dog fox poo.
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And the referee Sean DaveyGate wrote:Sarries smell;
We know this well.
And what they smell of - this is true!
Is diarrhoea-stricken dog fox poo.
He is but one of the fools
Who so misinterpret the rules
So as to keep second rate clubs like Sarries in the premiership play offs even though the stadium they are proposing to build is not even good enough for a championship side;
G*d help me!
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Marmite, I refused to eat.
It tasted like some yeast and wheat.
But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar,
I'm eating from the malty black jar!
It tasted like some yeast and wheat.
But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar,
I'm eating from the malty black jar!
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
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Kinoulton wrote:Marmite, I refused to eat.
It tasted like some yeast and wheat.
But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar,
I'm eating from the malty black jar!
A peom entitled:
A somewhat understated view of my current feelings towards the Fez 'eads so as to ensure I do not incur Rizzo's wrath
SJT and Marmite together in verse,
I'm honoured dear Kinnie but still want to curse,
Saturday's result and a real dog of a game,
To twice lose to Sarries is a bleedin' big shame.
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If the Sarries do gloat, then that is effrontery.
Because our lads are better and play for their country.
Because our lads are better and play for their country.
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The black stuff does go down well,
Not marmite, but the liquid brewed,
By the little people, rarely viewed,
Though their product does well sell,
Both here, in Ireland and in Hell!
Not marmite, but the liquid brewed,
By the little people, rarely viewed,
Though their product does well sell,
Both here, in Ireland and in Hell!
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Italy win, oh jubilate,
Them Frogs won't get a post match party,
The Azzurri have proved their steel,
Les Bleus travel home without a meal,
And come tomorrow, I'll bet a moderator's knickers,
The Scots get trounced by us at Twickers.
Them Frogs won't get a post match party,
The Azzurri have proved their steel,
Les Bleus travel home without a meal,
And come tomorrow, I'll bet a moderator's knickers,
The Scots get trounced by us at Twickers.
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Oh dear SJT, you are in deep doodooSaltyJackTar wrote: I'll bet a moderator's knickers
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Who will hold the stakes?DCat wrote:SaltyJackTar wrote: I'll bet a moderator's knickers
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Do you think I might be running the risk of upsetting Tigerbeat then?DCat wrote:Oh dear SJT, you are in deep doodooSaltyJackTar wrote: I'll bet a moderator's knickers
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Tigerbeat does not wear knickers,
Being a fellow he wears shorts or pants,
A previous moderator was tjs,
I have his autographed lucky underpants!
So if moderators knickers you would bet with,
They must belong to our own Rizzo,
How you came of them I wish not to know,
And if you tell you could much shorter live!
Being a fellow he wears shorts or pants,
A previous moderator was tjs,
I have his autographed lucky underpants!
So if moderators knickers you would bet with,
They must belong to our own Rizzo,
How you came of them I wish not to know,
And if you tell you could much shorter live!
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Re: Poetry here please.
Them Welshies won at home tonight,
And yet again it don't seem right,
It's hard to say it's down to cheating,
With Byrne and Williams so often bleating,
But today their moans were much reduced,
When the quick, wrong, ball was introduced!
And yet again it don't seem right,
It's hard to say it's down to cheating,
With Byrne and Williams so often bleating,
But today their moans were much reduced,
When the quick, wrong, ball was introduced!
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I fear I am not bold enoughBill W (2) wrote:So if moderators knickers you would bet with,
They must belong to our own Rizzo,
How you came of them I wish not to know,
And if you tell you could much shorter live!
To 'fess I have her undies
For if I did I'm sure she would
Make all my days like Mondays
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