Pet hate (of the minute)

[Bill W (2)]

? Do reincarnartions have hair?

And if so why isn't it white?

[cornish tigress]

I guess it is white, hence the Grecian 2000.

That has to be another pet hate. Wrinkly men with suspiciously dark hair. Dead guys with suspiciously dark hair is just a step beyond

[Bill W (2)]

I guess it is white, hence the Grecian 2000.

That has to be another pet hate. Wrinkly men with suspiciously dark hair. Dead guys with suspiciously dark hair is just a step beyond

As you know CT I am wrinkly and with no dark hair!!!!

[cornish tigress]

I do indeed, and very good it looks too. And as you well know and were too polite to mention, I am wrinkly with suspiciously blonde bits. i.e. Hypocrite!

[cornish tigress]

With massively hairy armpits

[Bill W (2)]

With massively hairy armpits

I am not sure we have exchanged details of arm pits!!

[Rizzo]

Bet Tom's got hairy armpits.

Problem is.. the ladies on here are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, screaming leftie limpwrists who like the smooth, babies bum 'men'.
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As a particularly keen fan of Martin Castrogiovanni, I am intrigued as to his qualification for that description

[TigerS2]

"fed up of" is actually grammatically fine.

But I do want to kill people slowly and painfully who say: "I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't rain."

It says the opposite to what they mean. (i.e. they think it will probably rain)

If you are too thick to cope with negatives, don't use them.

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"fed up of" should be "Fed up with..." "Tired of.." sounds better.

[TigerS2]

It annoys me when Prime Minsisters address Great Britain, as a Country when it is an Island consisting of 3 Nations.

[DCat]

Bet Tom's got hairy armpits.

Problem is.. the ladies on here are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, screaming leftie limpwrists who like the smooth, babies bum 'men'.

I'm rubbing Grecian 2000 on all my nooks and crannies tonight.

Screaming - yes, usually at the ref
Leftie - possibly, in that I didn't vote Tory
Limpwrist - absolutely not. How can you lift a pint otherwise?
The man to whom I have been married for nearly 30 years will tell you that I would threaten to divorce him if he shaves off his beard.

So, rub your Grecian 2000 wherever you like, I am the exception. Either that, or I'm not a lady!

[Rizzo]

Debbie having been to Ladies Night with you, I can confirm we are both ladies!

[hww27]

Bet Tom's got hairy armpits.

Problem is.. the ladies on here are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, screaming leftie limpwrists who like the smooth, babies bum 'men'.

I'm rubbing Grecian 2000 on all my nooks and crannies tonight.

I'm furious at that rather personal assumption

Yes, I like to scream. Mainly obscenities at the television/referee. My wrists are far from limp, due to the fact I routinely have to lift 16/17 stone patients at work - my other half (who wouldnt look out of place in the front row ) refuses to arm wrestle me any more cos I nearly broke his arm last time And the only leftie thing about me is the hand I write with.

However as for my taste in men - erm... I think you've got me there guv *cough* I usually go for the er... pretty ones (in my defence I dont fancy Ben Youngs - my mate likes him! Thats why I've got the quote in my sig. I prefer his brother )

I do quite like Crofty though.

[madoqua]

Girls with worn out wrists and Dpussy......

The G2000 rubbing will continue. It's growing a treat.

[Bill W (2)]

The G2000 rubbing will continue. It's growing a treat.

What is and where?

[hww27]

you want to be careful.

One slip and the G2000 could give you some quite nasty burns