Pet hate (of the minute)

[cornish tigress]

If macho involves smelling like a babboon's butt and sprouting hair out of your t-shirt arms, I think we can all do without the macho look! It's horrible. Lift up you arms now. Look at your hairy armpits. Do they look good? No. Simples :)

[JayA]

I'm not sure what a baboons butt smells like, but that doesn't sound good! And hair hanging out of a tee shirt arm doesnt sound good either. Like I said, we should be well groomed, and definately not smelly.

That has just reminded me of a pet hate... women who wear so much perfume that you can almost taste it as they walk buy. What happened to a nice subtle aroma? (actually men who bathe in really strong aftershave are just as bad)

[Gate]

Hairless men? We're back on cyclists again, aren't we? And all that nasty Lycra so the meat 'n' two veg is all eeeuwww put it way f'chrissake.

Which leads me on to Lady Gaga. Why? I mean really. Why? Europop pap and "hey look at me, I'm ripping off an Undertones album cover of twenty years ago."

[Bill W (2)]

Who is lady Gaga?????

[Gate]

Lucky man, Bill. You should stay in that pleasant ignorance for as long as possible IMHO.

[POSTIGER]

Teenagers walking round with their jeans round their knees (virtually), as if we wanted to know what colour boxershorts they are wearing to cover their hairy ar$es.

[Bill W (2)]

Teenagers walking round with their jeans round their knees (virtually), as if we wanted to know what colour boxershorts they are wearing to cover their hairy ar$es.

Do they wear boxe shorts? I thought they wore thongs!!!

[Jay C]

Why do cars have indicators still ? No :censored: I see on the road uses them anymore - especially roundabouts

[POSTIGER]

Teenagers walking round with their jeans round their knees (virtually), as if we wanted to know what colour boxershorts they are wearing to cover their hairy ar$es.

Do they wear boxe shorts? I thought they wore thongs!!!

Thongs aren't a problem Bill

[TigerS2]

"should of . ."

..............
"Should of
"Would of"
"Could of"
"Fed up of"
"7/7"

[Old Hob]

"should of . ."

..............
"Should of
"Would of"
"Could of"
"Fed up of"
"7/7"

"bored of"
"transportation" (a judicial sentence) for "transport"

[Kinoulton]

"fed up of" is actually grammatically fine.

But I do want to kill people slowly and painfully who say: "I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't rain."

It says the opposite to what they mean. (i.e. they think it will probably rain)

If you are too thick to cope with negatives, don't use them.

[Rizzo]

along the same lines - sports commentators and reporters who know zilch about the sport they are discussing. The girl on EMT is a case in point.

Personal favourite quote from Mr Barnes today "Tom Croft - whe you're as tall as that and as fast as that you can cover a lot of ground in the air..."

[madoqua]

Bet Tom's got hairy armpits.

Problem is.. the ladies on here are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, screaming leftie limpwrists who like the smooth, babies bum 'men'.

I'm rubbing Grecian 2000 on all my nooks and crannies tonight.

[Gate]

So that'll be lovely glossy black armpit hair just like Ronald Reagan, then.