Funny chants

[Kinoulton]

Huddersfield v Leeds, this weekend, and at half time there was a 'touching' ceremony where a die hard Huddersfield fan proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of the pitch.

All is sweetness and romance until she actually accepts the proposal, at which point the thousands of travelling Leeds fans start singing at her: "You don't know what you're doing!"

[Headers]

Funnest forme was last years Varsity game the chant went

"2 E's and an NVQ ,2 E's and an NVQ"

And some one was talking to her frind and said

"What is an NVQ can i get one "???????

I think she thought it was a new handbag

[madoqua]

Wendyball thickos.

We 'ate Forest and we 'ate Forest,
We 'ate Forest and we 'ate Forest,
We 'ate Forset and we 'ate Forest.
We are the Forest 'aters.

La la la la, la la la la la, la la la la, la la la la la.
La la la la, la la la la la.
We are the Forest 'aters.

If you have the brain you can substitute Forest for Leicester or Derby.

Give me strength!

[Kinoulton]

Not as thought provoking as:

Tiiiiii - guzzz, Tiiiiii - guzzz

[TTRITH]

Our's isn't anywhere near as bad as Toulouse's.

To-Lose-ar
To-Lose-ar

Proberbly means something different in French, but still funny to listen to

[westy154]

A friend was once at the Nottingham Varsity cricket match, and informed me that the University of Nottingham's chant (the older, posher, richer university compared to the ex-polytechnic Nottingham Trent) was,

"Your Dads work for our Dads, Your Dads work for our Dads, la la la la",

which I thought was nearing genius...

[me2]

westy, the same chant has also been sung at the Leicester varsity rugby match (by the Uni students/alumni, towards the Poly lot) for a good few years now.


It goes well with the jokes

"How do you get to DeMontfort University?" "Fail your A Levels."

"What did the DeMontfort student say when they got their first job after graduating?" "Do you want fries with that?"

[maskedsquid]

Our's isn't anywhere near as bad as Toulouse's.

To-Lose-ar
To-Lose-ar

Proberbly means something different in French, but still funny to listen to

Is the chant not Tou-lou-se? As in the French pronunciation of Toulouse, but one syllable at a time?

[westwinds31]

At Craven Cottage:
"One F in Fulham, there's only one F in Fulham"
(say it quickly and you might get it !)

At Old Trafford, when Spurs had actually scored a goal but it wasn't given as the referee deemed the ball hadn't crossed the line, although it clearly had...
Spurs fans to Man U "That's why you're Champions, that's why you're Champions" !

"You're sister is your mother, you're uncle is your brother, you all *&$* each other, the [insert club name] family"

[Gonzo]

A couple of Brighton players have good chants.

Dutch goalkeeper Michel Kuipers was a soldier before becoming a footballer. So his chant, to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine', is 'Michel Kuipers a former Dutch marine.....'

Leftback Kerry Mayo married a woman called Kerry, leading to chants of 'two Kerry Mayos, there's only two Kerry Mayos......'

[westwinds31]

When Rangers keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild Schizophrenia (sorry about the spelling), the Blue noses were heard to sing:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"