Thanks BJ, for some strange reason you mentioning the word "dumps" has tickled me fella, I needed that....
A few things that get my goat:
1. People who don't indicate - a holes!
2. People who eat down the phone.
3. Tesco home insurance.
4. Surgery receptionsists who ask whether your need for an appointment at short notice is an emergency and after you give them the symptons and ask what they think, continue to tell how they couldn't possibly comment as they aren't clinically trained - why ask then you fool!
5. People who clearly break the land speed record overtaking you only to then slam breaks on and turn either left or right, going the same way and getting to their destination no quicker than if they were still behind me!
6. Trifle and anything cream related!
7. Having to wait a whole week for the next episode of 24, series 7!
Never move faster than your guardian angel can fly...