Stupid Liverpool joke

[Kinoulton]

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Man United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man United fan?'

'Because my mum is a Man United fan, and my dad is a Man United fan, so I'm a Man United fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man United fan.

You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary said, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'

[h's dad]

Disappointing Kinoulton. I know this isn't Fans Forum but you could have made an effort.

The family of Wasps supporters head out shopping one Saturday before Christmas.

While in a sports shop, the son picks up a Tigers rugby jersey and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Tigers supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas!"

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

Off goes the little lad, with Tigers jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mum", “Yes, son ?", "I've decided I'm going to be a Tigers supporter and I'd like this jersey for Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the Tigers jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad." "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Tigers supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas."

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned an important lesson today?" The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have". Father says,"Good son, and what is it?"

The son replies "I've only been a Tigers supporter for an hour and already I hate you Wasp pests!"

[redtiger]

boooo!!! hiss!! older than time itself that liverpool gag!!

[Kinoulton]

City Of Culture?

[h's dad]

Now that's a LOT funnier than your OP on this thread.

[redtiger]

there's loads of culture. just don't expect to find it in the early hours of sunday morning, especially on the tunnel bus.

[T T]

Love the Liverpool joke as the Spus are now being left alone !!!!
T T

[T T]

Whoops sorry I meant The Spurs !!!!!
T T

[Kinoulton]

I think St Totteringham's day arrived fairly early this year, didn't it?

For the uninitiated, this is a moveable feast enjoyed annually by Arsenal fans.

It is the day of the season on which it becomes mathmatically impossible for Spurs to finish higher than Arsenal.

[tigermad]

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Man United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man United fan?'

'Because my mum is a Man United fan, and my dad is a Man United fan, so I'm a Man United fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man United fan.

You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary said, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'

Classic humour. Any more jokes to match this one?