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Stage Names

Post by Kinoulton » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:20 am

It's Friday and I'm feeling silly, so let's have a go at inventing our stage names.

Apparently if you want a "porn star" name you take the name of your first pet, followed by the first street you lived on. In which case I'd be Ginny Woodborough. Pretty good if I was a transvestite.

But given that my real name is quite boring, I'd adjust it slightly and go for:

TONI LOVERONI
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Post by Rizzo » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:07 pm

At the age of eight, I was going to be an actress, so I chose my stage name then. I took my favourite first name from my mother's names book, and added the last name of the American boy I met when we lived over there.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Amaryllis Hartman!
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Post by Kinoulton » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:16 pm

Amaryllis Hartman. Nice!

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Post by hoopius froodicus » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:42 pm

Hmmm, first pet and first street. that would make me...

Lucky William :smt005 :smt005
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Post by DCat » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:45 pm

Given that my first real pet was a fish won at a funfair, mine would be (wait for it.....)






Sibelius Ovington. :emb:




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Post by Trout 63 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:03 pm

Sasha Clifton :smt018

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Post by Gate » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:47 pm

William Kirkland.

Sounds quite distinguished and not "porn star" at all. A real porn star name is something like Vinnie Chorizo.

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Post by Suz » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:57 pm

Mine would be...

Trixie Bridge-End!!

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Post by Rizzo » Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:34 pm

Well, if we're going with the pets thing, mine is
Ptolemy Elizabeth.

Which sounds less like a porn star and more like a character from Dickens, even if you reverse it.
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Post by Gate » Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:57 pm

I'm guessing that first pet was a tortoise?

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Post by KingKong(2.15) » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:59 pm

my stage name was given to me by my cricket club:
Tarquin Farquhar-Smythe

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Post by Kinoulton » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:27 am

KingKong(2.15) wrote:my stage name was given to me by my cricket club:
Tarquin Farquhar-Smythe
Clearly you would be cast as the rather cad-ish young fop, driving through the (oddly) quiet streets of London in your open top sports car, to pick up a pretty young blonde in a tiny mini skirt.

She would probably be played by Ptolemy Elizabeth.
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Post by Rizzo » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:50 am

Gate wrote:I'm guessing that first pet was a tortoise?
No, it was a cat. My mother felt sorry for it because the neighbour's cat had kittens and they were going to drown them all, so my mother said she would have one (despite none of us liking cats). It got called Ptolemy because the mother cat was called Nefertiti (the neighbour was a classics scholar!).
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Post by Alatoruk » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:23 pm

snowy saffron

yep - thats porn star material alright

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Post by TTRITH » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:30 pm

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