New Tigers Bar

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:53 pm

OK, having got your attention, those that have been over to 'The Dark Side' might have seen that poor old Rizzo has been taking a bit of a pasting from some people.

As it is now the height of summer and time for some nice drinkies, I think we ought to restart the 'Roadkill Cafe', bar, cludgie and all. Can someone come up with a new name?

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:08 pm

Yey! Just what I need. Usual pint of Baileys please and 2 stools.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:18 pm

It's just getting back up again though Pam. Does this bar have the winch fitted?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:04 pm

How's about a bulk order of superglue?

In the meantime I shall be a total pleb and have a Pimms. Light on the cucumber, I think.

by the way, where are the lads?

Rizzo · Post by **Rizzo** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:54 pm

Men are notoriously slow on the uptake. Start up the barbie and throw a roadkill or two on it, they'll soon show up.

Mine's a large one.

Headache that is - so a chilled pint of something to wash down the paracetamol. Just what the doctor ordered.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:58 am

Know what you mean again Rizzo! Mr Cornish can smell out food in a desert. It's how he keeps his figure.

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:27 am

Hands off the barbie Rizzo - that's men's work.

As a refresher, here is the routine for the bbq:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he flips the meat .

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:08 pm

cornish tigress wrote:Know what you mean again Rizzo! Mr Cornish can smell out food in a desert. It's how he keeps his figure.

I have a similar talent CT. I can smell food in a dessert.

hoopius froodicus · Post by **hoopius froodicus** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:06 pm

DCat wrote:How's about a bulk order of superglue?

In the meantime I shall be a total pleb and have a Pimms. Light on the cucumber, I think.

by the way, where are the lads?

Hows the Pimms Dcat? SOunds nice and refreshing, especially as the Ac seemd to be stuck on 'as hot as the sun' so I need something to cool me down.

Gallon of Pimms and a bath of ice water please!!

On another issue, the only reason men do the cooking on bbq's is that women don't seem to be able to burn meat properly

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:41 pm

Of course itâ€™s properly cooked through dear.

Or should that be in the Best Lies thread?

Suz · Post by **Suz** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:09 pm

pbanks792 wrote:Don't know about a name, but I'll have a a dry white Italian. (The drink, that is ) Just put the straw in the bottle

That sounds like a great idea, can I get the same?