New Tigers Bar

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:47 pm

Very true Kinoulton.

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:00 pm

Right, we have washboard, spoons and a desire to have a cockernee barrow-boy sing-song like we used to have in the Blitz wiv ver Queen Mavva, Gawd bless 'er. If we could just rustle up a tea-chest bass, we'd be larfin.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:17 pm

Bass at the ready....

Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum...

My old man's a dustman,
'E wears a dustman's 'at.
'E wears cor-blimey trousers and
'E lives in a council flat-tah!

h's dad · Post by **h's dad** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:56 pm

Got a pigeon chest Gate.

Rizzo · Post by **Rizzo** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:18 pm

Don't mention pigeons!! I can handle the cooing, but the flapping and fighting (or mating?) at 5am is quite annoying really.

I'd like a BIG drink please - a nice cocktail would do.
Do you know, I had a cocktail when on holiday that was called an "Australian Evening" - anyone care to guess what was in it?

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:34 pm

Was it a Sex on the Beach followed by a Punch chaser?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:35 pm

Not sure I want to.......

Pint of Pimms please!

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:46 pm

An Australian Evening would have to have Bundy rum in it. And lost of squashed mosquitoes. And possibly just a dash of possum wazz.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:53 pm

Is that possum wazz with tonic or soda?

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:37 pm

Whichever makes it taste less like possum wazz, I should think.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:26 pm

In that case, Campari.

Campari & Possum Wazz - it does have a certain ring to it.

Rizzo · Post by **Rizzo** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:14 pm

On seeing the name of the cocktail, I decided I had to investigate, as we thought an "Australian Evening" would consist of two tinnies of Fosters with a garnish of BBQ prawns.

In actual fact it was a rather over-sweet mix of Baileys, Kahlua, creme de cacao and lime. Garnished with a flake.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:29 pm

Hmm - has to be worth a try

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:31 pm

That is the best sounding cocktail I've ever heard. I drink Baileys by the pint as it is, I had NEVER thought of putting a flake in it. Brilliant!

Trout 63 · Post by **Trout 63** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:46 pm

Now, now. Naughty gurls.
Think of all those hip-busting calories!