Can't get him out....

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Can't get him out....

Post by Dibble » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:50 pm

Well my baby boy should've arrived yesterday but instead decided he was going to annoy my wife by staying put. It already looks like he's going to be a bit of a monster (my fault, I was 10lb 8oz!) and the longer he's in there the bigger he'll get so any suggestions to get him moving?
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Post by triage » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:05 pm

I have always been told (don't know if it is a wives tale) that plenty of love making gets the whole thing started.

I am being serious...apparently there is something in the male secretion that helps to kick start it.
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Post by Dibble » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:06 pm

While that idea is appealing, unfortunately by the time she's got into bed and got comfortable she needs to get up to go to the loo. That cycle pretty much runs all night. Broken sleep patterns when the baby arrives? Already got them.
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Post by triage » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:07 pm

don't wait till bed time then....be spontaneous :smt002
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Post by Dibble » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:08 pm

I couldn't possible do that.....I'm English :smt002
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Post by triage » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:15 pm

Dibble wrote:I couldn't possible do that.....I'm English :smt002

lol...you said that not me :smt002
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Post by dailywaffle » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:11 pm

triage wrote:I have always been told (don't know if it is a wives tale) that plenty of love making gets the whole thing started.

I am being serious...apparently there is something in the male secretion that helps to kick start it.
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Post by Former Prop » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:29 pm

Apparently walking or a curry can get things moving.

P.S. Good luck when he arrives. :smt001
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Post by Dibble » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:31 pm

So a walk to the curry house and a bunk up in an alleyway on the way back? Magic! :smt003

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Post by h's dad » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:36 pm

Yes, I was making love when ours started to arrive, so I had to get dressed quick and rush home to get the wife down to the hospital.
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Post by Trout 63 » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:48 pm

:smt038 :smt018

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Post by triage » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:04 pm

Former Prop wrote:Apparently walking or a curry can get things moving.

P.S. Good luck when he arrives. :smt001

you realise he is talking about getting the baby moving and not her bowels? :smt002


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Post by Dibble » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:08 pm

I think releasing a 'toxic otter' would be slightly easier for her...although I'd definitely avoid being at the business end when it all kicks off!
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Post by Rizzo » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:19 pm

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Post by DCat » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:13 pm

I heard that a curry does the trick. My first was 3 weeks late - I think he wanted to arrive in time for Derby Day (bit like his grandmother).

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