'The Mothers'

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:54 pm

Wow. All these references to knitting and sewing.

You Mothers are clearly a force to be reckoned with.

If you are going to congregate outside my house, will you at least try to park in straight lines? I've got the lads coming round for a beer and poker night tonight, and I don't want Mrs Kin to have any problem getting here with the take away pizzas.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:01 pm

Oh we've recruited Mrs Kin. Haven't you noticed copies of Prima and bags of lace stuffed down the side of her chair. It's net curtains for you Kinny sweetheart.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:03 pm

Don't you go putting ideas into that woman's head. She's fightening enough already.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:13 pm

"Fightening"? :oD

She obviously scares your r's off!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:20 pm

It's this cap keyboad. It efuses to ecognise that paticula lette.

It makes me sound like a total pick.

Lily Tigrinum · Post by **Lily Tigrinum** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:20 pm

ho ho he he - what a great start to Monday
Kinny 1 The Mothers 5
well and truly thrashed

I've just been looking for my knitting needles so that I can join you but must've sent them to a school fair along with the Dr Who scarf and stripey tank top, I should've listened to my mum and practised more.

So I didn't get my Brownies knitting badge but I can't be ace at everything can I?

Desdemona, designer of the Cosmic Muffin and new member of The Mothers

Lily Tigrinum · Post by **Lily Tigrinum** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:22 pm

ho ho he he - what a great start to Monday
Kinny 1 The Mothers 5
well and truly thrashed

I've just been looking for my knitting needles so that I can join you but must've sent them to a school fair along with the Dr Who scarf and stripey tank top, I should've listened to my mum and practised more.

So I didn't get my Brownies knitting badge but I can't be ace at everything can I?

Desdemona, designer of the Cosmic Muffin and new member of The Mothers

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:33 pm

Fine work Desdemona, and welcome. Can we all have your recipe for Cosmic Muffins?

Dolores

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue May 08, 2007 5:57 pm

Cosmic Muffins?

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:45 pm

I imagine they are out of this world little cupcakes.

Are you imagining that too?

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed May 09, 2007 1:34 pm

This really is a Mothers' thread isn't it.

Knitting, sewing, muffins, cupcakes.....

If Mothers ruled the World there'd be no Arms Fairs. they'd select their weapons of mass destruction from a colour catalogue.

Lily Tigrinum · Post by **Lily Tigrinum** » Wed May 09, 2007 2:02 pm

are arms fairs like school fairs? if so I might find my knitting needles.

I prefer desert pink myself

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:17 pm

With purple spots, of course!

KarenH · Post by **KarenH** » Wed May 09, 2007 10:53 pm

Look Cuban floozy is back, can we have g and t's in the break between 12 and 1.00. Can I still stage all out war in the Queen Vic at Syston after 6.00 every Friday and Saturday. Is it ok to wander the fields shoeless and legless with Syd the maniac jack russell who causes vengence on the rampant rabbit brigade and havoc on the bullocks. But finally can I love my sons with a passion and kill any female under 30 that so much as looks at them.

If all these questions are answered with yes, then please accept me back into the wonderous fold but on one condition no Kin, Spud yes, but Kin - sorry all out war.

sincerely yours Karen xx

By the way Kenya this year

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:35 am

Why of course a resounding YES! The killing any girl that looks at sons is harsh but yet fair. Odd though, I'm advertising mine on ebay. :oD

Kin is very much not a Mother. We only have one male member, who we worry about quite a lot. I am knitting him a sweater as we speak.