Most annoying TV adverts - the update

Former Prop · Post by **Former Prop** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:17 pm

I'm sorry to bring this up again but, currently there are two adverts that really do my head in.

1) The 'gospel' singers in blue catsuits - (Uswitch.com I think?)

2) The smarmy computer operator in the oneaccount advert.

Alright, they are not up there with Mr Annoyance (HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT) but they still wind me up. :mad:

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:38 pm

I second that FP can we add in Elephant insurance thingy as well?

Hairy Egg · Post by **Hairy Egg** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Also add Picture Finance:

Her: "The repayments on £25,000 are how much? That's much less than we're paying now."

Picture: "Yes of course they are madam that's because we've spread the payments over the next 30 years so you'll be saddled with us for the rest of your life....Oh and don't ask us how much in total you will have to pay back because that might frighten you a bit. One last thing - if you don't pay us we'll have your house!"

Her: "They're really nice those people at picture."

Me: "All con artists are luv."

Nuff said.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:02 pm

Thank God they've been told to dump the Masticate one with that chewing gum - that was totally crass.

Hi, I'm Barry Scott!

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:04 pm

Cures for 'Feminine Itching'. What on earth? Is that where you scratch yourself ever so delicately with the very tip of a long manicured fingernail? Well just stop doing it then, you dinna need a lotion.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:48 pm

Any insurance advert is annoying.

banbury tiger · Post by **banbury tiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:10 pm

i find the uswitch gospel advert funny !

anyway what i do hate is that swift cover advert with the chickens :mad: !

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:29 pm

banbury tiger wrote:i find the uswitch gospel advert funny !

anyway what i do hate is that swift cover advert with the chickens :mad: !

I think it might be the brum accent that puts most people off! - q a bashing from the west mids tigers :mr.green:

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:35 pm

norwich union!!! thats just irritating garbled noise specifically made to annoy people. the muller ones too.

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:37 pm

not adverts but irritating nonetheless:

mika: his "song" sounds literally like one of those little cocker spaniels that yaps away at yer ankles nonstop. and if he was by my ankles i'd kick the :censored: out of him too!!

fall out boy!! fall out :censored: boy?? i wish them :censored: would fall out of a :censored: plane!! without a parachute. :censored:!!

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:48 pm

Chill red!

Have a beer on me in the new bar :pint:

Better make it quick before Gate makes an appearence and clears everyone out

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:00 pm

That reminds me.

That obnoxious little git having a sh*t in his bathroom and then going: "Poooh!".

I know what bathroom fragrances do, thanks. I don't need it illustrating quite so badly.

The only consolation is that if he ever does become famous when he grows, up he'll never be able to go on a chat show without having that footage wheeled out to embarrass him. Well good.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:55 pm

Oh god, the rice krispies one is sooooo annoying, the little girl just makes me want to scream

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:36 pm

the petit filou yoghurt thingy does my head in aswell

popnoodle · Post by **popnoodle** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:44 pm

T-Mobile 'Flext' Advert Annoys Me So Much... Its Always On! Also, The Trident Splash/ Trident Soft Advert, I Can't Understand What On Earth Their Saying!! xx:)