Squawful countdown joke

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:51 pm

Indian brave decides to take a wife. He brings her back to his teepee and gives her a beautiful speckled cowhide to sit on as a wedding gift. She is very happy and bears him a beautiful daughter. A year later, he marries a second squaw, and this time gives her a palomino horse hide as her wedding gift. She too bears him a child, this time a young son. Then he decides to take a third wife, and decides to get her something a little special to sit on. A travelling trader shows him a very exotic hippopotamus hide, which he buys and presents to her. Soon after, she bears him twins.

So, this proves the age old theory that the squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides!

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:00 pm

Nice one

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:07 pm

Thanks! From me and from Anne Widdecombe! Really.

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:18 pm

Pam

I thought she was here all week and that we had to try the veal!!!

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