Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
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Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Management are making me open at 7.30am. And I have to wear this maid's outfit and roller skates. Ho hum.
The special offer of the day is TsingTao with a sprig of beansprout stuffed down the neck.
Help me.
The special offer of the day is TsingTao with a sprig of beansprout stuffed down the neck.
Help me.
Don't mess with The Mothers!
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I knew it, thngs are getting off to a terrible start - Coffee - COFFEE - in the Singing Cludgie - whatever next.
TC, the little white apron thingy is supposed to be at the front (nice though :D )
Any chance of a pint of Adnaams? I got one of those freeby peanuts stuck in my throat along side the sprig of beansprout.
Smells way to fresh in here, where's Gate :?:
TC, the little white apron thingy is supposed to be at the front (nice though :D )
Any chance of a pint of Adnaams? I got one of those freeby peanuts stuck in my throat along side the sprig of beansprout.
Smells way to fresh in here, where's Gate :?:
I used to be indecisive now I just can't make up my mind
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Hey, give me back my pub!
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There is more to life then porn. For instance, there's, um...there's, er...Well, there's alcohol
Comfort the Disturbed. Disturb the Comfortable.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
There is more to life then porn. For instance, there's, um...there's, er...Well, there's alcohol
Comfort the Disturbed. Disturb the Comfortable.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
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Oh, thanks. It was a bit draughty. :oops: Especially at speed. Weeee!Sherpa2 wrote: the little white apron thingy is supposed to be at the front (nice though :D )
Best clean up a bit. Miss Thirmaston 1953 due any minute. I'm all a flutter.
Sorry, Adnaams is on the floor next to the tray, Sherps. Mind the glass. I'll get another.
Don't mess with The Mothers!
Thank god your here Wharfy, CT's making me dizzy, time for you to stamp your mark on the new place.
Heard Miss Thirmaston 1953 is quite a big gal these days, might have to do the opening ceremony on the street, CT will never be able to navigate around her on those skates!
Heard Miss Thirmaston 1953 is quite a big gal these days, might have to do the opening ceremony on the street, CT will never be able to navigate around her on those skates!
I used to be indecisive now I just can't make up my mind
Look, will you skate over here and sort this food out?
Snake & Pigmy pie should come with chips and gravy only. I do not require the grated raw carrot, carved radish, slice of lemon, cress, coleslaw, kettle crisps, or pineapple ring.
And what do I want with a jug of red wine and mustard jus on a doilly?
And Spud says his bitter tastes like gnat's wazz.
Snake & Pigmy pie should come with chips and gravy only. I do not require the grated raw carrot, carved radish, slice of lemon, cress, coleslaw, kettle crisps, or pineapple ring.
And what do I want with a jug of red wine and mustard jus on a doilly?
And Spud says his bitter tastes like gnat's wazz.
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!
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I'm just following company policy, sir. This is now a bizarre pointless salad theme pub.
Unless we all rise against this deadful tyranny!
I've got to pop to the hospital now and see if they can do something with my broken nose. Smacked into Tsing Tao and beansprout at quite high speed.
Unless we all rise against this deadful tyranny!
I've got to pop to the hospital now and see if they can do something with my broken nose. Smacked into Tsing Tao and beansprout at quite high speed.
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Right then, we'd better getstarted, lets get a bar going, pull all the beer through, install the pumps... so much to do...so muhc to drink...
anyway, I'll just go and install the new, imrpoved loo.
anyway, I'll just go and install the new, imrpoved loo.
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There is more to life then porn. For instance, there's, um...there's, er...Well, there's alcohol
Comfort the Disturbed. Disturb the Comfortable.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
There is more to life then porn. For instance, there's, um...there's, er...Well, there's alcohol
Comfort the Disturbed. Disturb the Comfortable.
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
Better get a move on. The Spit & Sawdust have really thrown own the gauntlet. It's marvellous in here.
Real Ale is £1 a pint until 7pm, the barmaids' hemlines have risen another two inches, wall to wall TVs showing 24 hour sport, and there are three types of sandwich: strong cheddar, strong chedr with Branston, and strong cheddar with strong onion.
By the way, sorry about the stain on your chrome bar rail. Spud had a protest wazz on his way out.
Real Ale is £1 a pint until 7pm, the barmaids' hemlines have risen another two inches, wall to wall TVs showing 24 hour sport, and there are three types of sandwich: strong cheddar, strong chedr with Branston, and strong cheddar with strong onion.
By the way, sorry about the stain on your chrome bar rail. Spud had a protest wazz on his way out.
Kicks and scrums and ruck and roll.....Is all my brain and body need!