Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:45 pm

New to this tread so as it's St Patricks day can i have a 1664?

Is it no smoking in here?

Sherpa2 · Post by **Sherpa2** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:28 pm

Bit late but 'Top of da mornin to ya, ST'

You can pretty much do as you like in here but if you want a smoke I strongly suggest you keep any naked flames well clear of Gate or you may be lucky to escape with your life - think thats what they mean when they say smoking can seriously damage your health :roll:

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:40 pm

Hey ST, welcome to the Singing Cludgie. No smoking at the bar I'm afraid, like Sherpa says, it's way too risky with Gate as a regular.

God, you're handsome! Nice shirt, where d'ya get it? Has anyone ever told you you look just like Daniel Craig? I love your aftershave.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:46 pm

Tart.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:51 pm

Wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts.

They're complimentary!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:37 pm

Very good, CT.

I'm thinking of starting a pub comedy night.

RedT can lean on his mike stand doing Scouse jokes like a young Jimmy Tarbuck, CT can probably do a passable Jethro.

BJ and Gate can sit in a corner and heckle like Stadler & Waldorf.

Sherpa2 · Post by **Sherpa2** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:11 pm

I'm sure Gate could fill the intermissions!!

Anything warming behind the bar CT, it's :censored: freezing in here tonight.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:27 pm

I'm just making myself a toasted pickle and sherbet sarnie. Want one?

How were your foreign parts then? Did you bring us any spreadable cheese?

Sherpa2 · Post by **Sherpa2** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:34 pm

I'll have you know none of my parts are foreign!! All home grown I assure you!!

Sarnie sounds great, can I have that to go....

Sorry, the cheese got confiscated at customs, something about trying to sneak out with their national heritage.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:06 pm

I saw a story about cheese smuggling. It was on an episode of Cracker.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:10 pm

Just when I thought your jokes couldn't get any worse!

Can I have a marmite & Cucumber sarnie please? And a pint of Triple Screw please?

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:03 pm

*sqqqfff* Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
*tthhhrrrpppp* Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd,
Dros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed. *chuff*

Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad. *ffrrrssstttfff*
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith *quack* barhau.

There's leeks and Double Dragon, look you.

cornish tigress · Post by **cornish tigress** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:56 am

Crikey, it's taking some time to clear up this morning. I think we'll just give him the Single Dragon next time.

"What a pretty necklace". "Nice legs". I think I'll put some cellophane over the complimentary peanuts for now. What with them and the toilet banging out "Oh what a beautiful morning" it's caccophany in here.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:16 pm

Glnk.

Been drunken the Wlsh sht with Gate.

Nw um twlking lwke a cwmplwt nd uttwr twt.

StamfordTiger · Post by **StamfordTiger** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:40 pm

cornish tigress wrote:Hey ST, welcome to the Singing Cludgie. No smoking at the bar I'm afraid, like Sherpa says, it's way too risky with Gate as a regular.

God, you're handsome! Nice shirt, where d'ya get it? Has anyone ever told you you look just like Daniel Craig? I love your aftershave.

Have we met before? That's uncanny how you described me! Spot on :mr.green:

I'll have a pint of your finest when your ready :oP