Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie

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So sorry, I was out mowing me acres. Thanks for the canapes Kin, they were lovely.

Don't know about anyone else but I have a feeling of dread and gloom today. England and Tigers must make my day by proving me wrong. Oh, but my beautiful crystal orbs are glowing darkly. Ear of bat, handbag of newt etc. Perhaps a pint of Tiger will take all my troubles away. I'll just hang this luck posy on the bar anyway.
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Wheeew that smells worse than a Gate special, and what's that dripping out all over the bar?

Can you wash your hands before you pull my pint please CT - off to Philly tomorrow and can't afford any bengal belly!!
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Sorry mate. I didn't have quite all the right ingredients that the website said. I had think on my feet a bit. Ground bones of Unicorn - Bonios; Pint of blood from a pure virgin - Pint of extra virgin olive oil. Still, it might work..
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Alternatively, you could ask a real witch for a spell using everyday objects.... ;o)

I'd like a non alcoholic beverage to reduce headaches that aren't fair because I've given up alcohol.
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Can understand you struggling for the pure Virgin blood - tried to get an upgrade on my last flight - like getting blood out of a stone :o)

Let's hope the potion works though, we need all the help we can get.

Has wharfey got spud up on the roof with the aerial so we can watch the match?
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Give me a quart (sod these puny little pints!)

Good result for England, Tigers woz robbed due to the truly awful Mr Debney - still at least chelsea didn't win.

Is there such a thing as a pure virgin in the vicinity of this establishment?
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Must be drunk - I meant Davey
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Just virgin on insanity, I think, round here.

Spouse a Spurs fan, so ditto Chelsea not winning.
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DCat wrote:
Is there such a thing as a pure virgin in the vicinity of this establishment?
Well I did see a nun getting a piggy back from a clown.

But that was virgin on the ridiculous.
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Oh My God Kinny!
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He's not God, he's a very naughty geezer.
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Know it's late over there but any chance of a cyber pint?

Well placed here: Mac's, B;King, Wendy's or Appley's all :censored: when it comes to eating or drinking but to get anything better means risking a DUI charge whilst trying to concentrate on being on the wrong side of the :censored: road!!

HELP!!
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I don't know who locked up last night be they left the jukebox on auto-replay.

I estimate that it had played a compilation of self-written Rick Astley tracks at least 15 times.

Both goldfish have jumped out of their bowl in a successful suicide bid, and the pub cat has somehow crawled under the carpet and refuses to come out.
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Oh poor you Sherps. Here's a pint for you. Would you like a carrot slice in that. At least, I think they're carrot slices..

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CT - what's your standard hangover cure? 3½ pints of Abbott Ale last night & I feel terrible this morning! Still, at least we won the quiz night!

We ought to have one of those at our establishment!
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