Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:18 pm

Hi guys - I'm back too!!! Been spending a few days in sunny Rome - very nice, but good to get back to some decent ale (although the 7% barley beer was quite pleasant).

A pint of whatever is best today, barkeep!

Love that icon! Don't know why, it makes me think of Gate.......

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:58 pm

:pint: :pint: :pint: :glug: :chuck: :tut:

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:59 am

OK, this establishment has been far too quiet the last couple of days.

As it was my birthday on Friday, the Milky Bars are on me!

Trout 63 · Post by **Trout 63** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:35 pm

Happy B'day for Friday :jack:

Keep the Milky Bars - too sweet for my taste - Get yourself a drink on my tab... :pint:

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:58 pm

Oh happy birthday Debs. I have rushed home and made you a quick cake. Hope you like pickle and walnut. Can you blow out all the candles quick before the sprinklers go off?

I'm thinking of having half my head shaved for the Rest Home for Mad Popstars charity. Any of you regulars want to chip in?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:53 pm

Cornish Tiger wrote:Oh happy birthday Debs. I have rushed home and made you a quick cake. Hope you like pickle and walnut. Can you blow out all the candles quick before the sprinklers go off?

I'm thinking of having half my head shaved for the Rest Home for Mad Popstars charity. Any of you regulars want to chip in?

Cheeky mare! I shall perhaps leave Gate to blow the candles out - that will test the sprinklers! (I am a qualified Fire Warden, you know!)

Why that charity, CT? I would have thought the Sheltered Housing for Insane Tigers Supporters would have been better!

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:45 pm

Good idea. I was trying to pick a very worthy cause, and there is none worthier. I thought I would shave the front half of my head. Do you think that's a bit chicken.

NO! Where's the chicken emoticon gone! I thought I would at last be able to use it in a meaningful context.

Sherpa2 · Post by **Sherpa2** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:15 pm

Okay CT, I've got the clippers :there:

CT, get back here.......

Oh well, any chance of a beer then?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:45 pm

I take it nobody has spotted the shortened name for my charity?

I don't know, my only moment of inspiration all day, and it goes unnoticed! :shake:

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:46 pm

It's very bad taste to take the widdle out of Britney at such a difficult.

Some people think that our barmaid looks a bit like Britney.

Britney Ferries.

Sherpa2 · Post by **Sherpa2** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:49 pm

DCat wrote:I take it nobody has spotted the shortened name for my charity?

I don't know, my only moment of inspiration all day, and it goes unnoticed! :shake:

Sorry DCat, obviously too many Magners down the Victory last night :oops:

Clever, and you've won yourself todays special, but never mind, you can have a proper drink afterwards

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:59 pm

Ooh - today's special!!! Whassat?

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:50 pm

Pint of guiness with an ice cream floater. Want one?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:11 pm

As long as the floater isn't Cassata - all that fruit. :mr.green:

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:45 pm

I’ve been touring the local pubs purely for research purposes. Conclude we need some “hilarious” brass signs. Suggest:

We welcome well behaved children, but not your insufferable noisy little sh*ts, madam.

You don’t have to be mad to work here. But you do have to be mad to hear voices and keep a Japanese ceremonial sword under the bar.

Please do not ask for credit. We despise insolvent people and mock them openly.

Kitchen closed due to illness. Some of the rats ate the out-of date meat and are starting to die in there. The flies are awful.

If you think our staff are unhelpful, you should see the manager. He’s a right tw*t.

Our glasses are oversized to allow for a full head. If you would like your drink topped up then our bar staff will be delighted to tell you about the pubs where lots of other boring old misers like you go to see out their last lonely miserable years.

Please leave these premises quietly. In fact, arrive quietly too. And be quiet in the intervening period. That would be nice.

And our main poster:

Attractions:
Monday Nite: Quiz Nite 4 quid team’s of 4, cash prize + spot prize’s !!
Tuesday Nite: Kar-a-o-kay with Bobz Disco-Tek!!!
Wensday Nite: Currie Nite!!! free pop-a-dom’s, mango chut and lime pick!!
Thursday Nite: Sky Sport’s England v Collumbier, come and suport our boyz!!!! Free flag all arrivin before 7!! Be promped!! Cottage pie’s & gravie half time!!!!
Friday Nite: Prof Shazza Shardonnay and her hillarrious standup turn: The decline in the use of the English language since 1970!!!! Fun!!
Saturday Nite: Topless Dart’s!!! See a nice double top!!! Three in a bed sir!!!! Is that a 36 you scored with madam!!!
Sunday: All day calvery. Bring Mum!!! Beef, lamb, pork roast pot’s veg trimmin’s stuffing york pud’s, desert inc!!! Til 8pm.