A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her
that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she
selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size
curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her
computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers
do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got
Windoooooows!"
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