An old Ospreys fan was on a little lonely road on his way back to his smallholding. He was riding his horse, and down by the horse's side was his Border Collie which in turn was guiding a sheep along the road.
A man comes along in a car, pulls up and gets out.
"I say!" exclaims this stranger: "What lovely animals you have. Do you mind if I have a chat with your horse?"
"That horse don't talk." says the Ospreys fan, flatly.
"Ah but that's what I do, you see." says the stranger. "I talk to animals." And he proceeds to make horsey type noises and the horse appears to respond.
"Well you've got one happy horse there." says the stranger. "He says he has nice paddocks to graze in, a cosy warm stable for night times, you always make sure he's got plenty of food and water, and you bring him out every day for a nice hack across this beautiful Welsh countryside."
"Oh, well I suppose all that's true enough." says the Ospreys fan, scratching his head.
"Now, can I talk to your dog?" asks the stranger.
"That dog don't talk." is the reply.
But in any case the stranger bends down to the dog and makes little woofy noises and the dog appears to respond.
The stranger stands up with a beaming smile. "Well, once again sir, you have a very happy dog there. He says he gets Winalot biscuits in the morning, a tin of Chum with mixer in the evening, a walk to the pub with you at around 8pm, and he loves playing with next door's dog, Fido."
"Well bless me." says the Ospreys fan.
"Now then." says the stranger. "Can I talk to your sheep?"
"Now you hold on there a minute!" says the Ospreys fan: "That sheep tells lies."
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