Three best things in the worrld right now!

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:20 pm

You lot are so lucky seeing the top players out and about!

A new list:

1. England's cricket team - what a lift this Test Match performance is giving people -= Keep it up Lads!

2. Dairy Fudge

3. The hot weather brings out more and more lovely women! (Sorry!)

Also:

4. Largely Kinny's jokes

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:04 pm

Oh Simon what have you said? Ref my post earlier on this thread - he came up with one so bad I had to change my list!

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:17 pm

I know Debbie. But I don't mean all of them just most of them!

O.k. just for you, I'll try to think of a different option!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:24 pm

Right, if you lot are going to make criticisms of my witticisms and going on a joke strike to coincide with peak holiday travel.

I'll allow essential jokes to get through, ones about the sick and the elderly, but no more than that.

Nicky · Post by **Nicky** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:37 pm

mine are.....

1, going out with my friends

2, ireland

3, dream topping and strawberries

oh and need one more.......my new lcd tv ready for all the sport!!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:21 am

Kinoulton wrote:Right, if you lot are going to make criticisms of my witticisms, I'm going on a joke strike to coincide with peak holiday travel.

I'll allow essential jokes to get through, ones about the sick and the elderly, but no more than that.

Just a few essential jokes about the sick that the NHS asked me to allow through.

"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge."
"What's come over you?"
"Three buses, a taxi, some lorries......"

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An old drinker goes to see his doctor, saying he keeps falling over all the time. After a thorough examination the doctor says: "Well I can't find anything physically wrong with you to explain why you keep falling over. I think it must be the drink."

The patient winks at him says: "Don't worry doctor, I'll come back when you're sober."

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A woman goes to the doctor complaining of breathlessness.

The doctor says: "It's very simple, madam. I'd say you're about four stone overweight."

The woman huffs: "Well, I'd like a second opinion, please."

So the doctor says: "OK, you're as ugly as sin, as well."

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:55 am

Morning Kin. Nice ones.

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:06 pm

i agree with CT :D :D :D

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:26 pm

OK - new bestest thing in the world right now

Hambo going home

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:59 pm

Good call :D