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Col_B
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Post by Col_B » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:39 pm

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his
seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo!
She took the seat right beside him.

Hello, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of The popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We
have
also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I
don't even know
your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

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Post by Jess » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:54 pm

that is very good Col :D :D :D
Donncha O'Callaghan and Bruce Reihana are the best players that ever lived. Don't even bother to argue with me.

And - however good Imanol Harinordoquy is, he is still an idiot

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