Things to be sent to Room 101

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:32 pm

DCat wrote:Raspberry pips - great for making new raspberries, but not for getting stuck in my teeth.

ARC - I'd have done more that kick his bum - if I'd moved fast enough, I'd have decked him!

I should have I know but he was with about 7 other blokes and I was in heels at the time. He went flying forwards though. It was a good hard kick, I bet he bruised!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:42 pm

A friend of mine (24, attractive) got her bum felt by a certain big strong Tigers player at a hunt ball.

She didn't kick him. In fact she quite liked it.

Funny that, eh?

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:48 pm

Kinoulton wrote:A friend of mine (24, attractive) got her bum felt by a certain big strong Tigers player at a hunt ball.

She didn't kick him. In fact she quite liked it.

Funny that, eh?

Yeah hilarious. It's a bit different if done by someone you know or at least like than by a drunken yob in the street!! :D

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:52 pm

Yes I once got in huge trouble for touching a lady's bum.

Not because she didn't like it. She liked it a lot. But my wife and her husband didn't. :oops: :oops: :oops:

mrsmoody · Post by **mrsmoody** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:30 pm

a funny sotry i know similar is......

one day i went to town and me and our parents split up, and my dad thought he saw me in a cd shop so goes over and kicks 'me' on the bum... to his shock turns out it was some random woman and she gave him such a look!!! think thats rather hilarious!!! she wasnt even wearing the same clothers or anything!!!

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:31 pm

that is the sort of thing i dread doing!

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:58 am

mrsmoody wrote:a funny sotry i know similar is......

one day i went to town and me and our parents split up, and my dad thought he saw me in a cd shop so goes over and kicks 'me' on the bum... to his shock turns out it was some random woman and she gave him such a look!!! think thats rather hilarious!!! she wasnt even wearing the same clothers or anything!!!

Great story hon. :D That's just so typical of a man!!!! :shock:

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:52 pm

Kinoulton wrote:Can I have a turn on your couch as well please?

See Kinny you started that one too!!!! :shock:

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:07 pm

It was a typo. I meant coach. I wanted to have a go at turning your coach as I'm a huge fan of passenger conveyance vehicles.

So into room 101 goes doors on buses.

It was so much more fun when you could show off by jumping off the moving platform shortly before the bus came to a complete stop.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:02 pm

Ah, Routemasters. Those were the days. London buses these days do not have air conditioning, and in the current climate they are hot and horrible. Routemasters had built-in air-con

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:09 am

I had the most horrendous journey once on a National Express coach from Heathrow to Ashby. The coach was dirty, had no aircon, packed with weirdoes, and absolutely stunk. I complained and got my money back. So the whole coach thing goes into 101 now. :?

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:15 am

Oh well, I'll stick to my trains after what you two ladies have said about the buses and National Express. Debbie, I don't often use the London buses anyway and I have problems with lack of air conditioning and I have only used the coach once recently when going from Heathrow to Gatwick. I used to travel from London to Wolverhampton but it was a long winded journey and though Kaye I didn't encounter the same problems as you I was put off using them all the same.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:23 am

Can we also condemn bus stations to room 101?

It seems to me that bus stations are meeting points for winos, chavs and crazy people.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:50 am

You think bus stations are bad here! You try taking the greyhound across America as I did last summer! Be it sharing a seat with an archetypal dumb fat american eating a bag of chips the whole journey, stopping at the most rancid burger joints for your meal, or stopping in some hicksville in Tennessee to collect an Amish family (I kid you not these all happened!) the Greyhound gives you up to and over sixteen hours of fun and games in just one sitting.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:05 am

I can sympathise or empathise with your comments about the Greyhound, Iain, as I used it when I went to the west side of the States. Long journeys to San Francisco, Idaho etc. I didn't encounter the archetypal fat American so much as the odd nice looking lady. I know what you mean about the burger joints as there are plenty of them out there. I haven't been to Tennessee. I wanted to go before the Hurricane round the South-west area but didn't go.