Pub decides to install the latest technology - an intelligent robot bar-person.
Guy comes in and asks for a pint. While the robot is pouring the pint, he makes pleasant conversation.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'140' says the man.
So the robot starts talking about astrophysics, Jean-Paul Sartre & other really clever things.
A few minutes later another guy comes in and asks for a pint.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'110' says the man
So the robot talks about last night's Question Time, what was in yesterdays papers, etc.
A few minutes later another man comes in and asks for a pint.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'80' says the man
'And how are West Ham doing these days?'
(Apologies to any Hammers supporters - I just tell 'em like I hear 'em)
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