Joke du Mercredi

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:31 am

Pub decides to install the latest technology - an intelligent robot bar-person.

Guy comes in and asks for a pint. While the robot is pouring the pint, he makes pleasant conversation.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'140' says the man.
So the robot starts talking about astrophysics, Jean-Paul Sartre & other really clever things.

A few minutes later another guy comes in and asks for a pint.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'110' says the man
So the robot talks about last night's Question Time, what was in yesterdays papers, etc.

A few minutes later another man comes in and asks for a pint.
'What's your IQ?' asks the robot
'80' says the man
'And how are West Ham doing these days?'

(Apologies to any Hammers supporters - I just tell 'em like I hear 'em)

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:48 am

I just sent that on to my mate. Big West Ham and England supporter. Skinhead.

I gave him your name.

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:01 pm

Cheers pal.

I'm so scared. :?

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:57 pm

Joke du Jeudi

Indian Chief Short Cake has died

When his widow was asked what she was going to do next -

Squaw bury Short Cake