Kinny's lifestyle

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Post by Ashby Rock Chick » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:25 am

simon redshaw wrote:Sounds like heaven!

Not so sure about the Nolans. In the Mood for Dancing was good though. Maybe you can convert me. :wink: I think they are nice Irish ladies all the same. :D :D

Maybe I would prefer the Seekers more.

I don't know your area very well but was interested to hear about all the developments on the A46 etc!!
Kinny, I hereby name you a TOG, or old fart, one of the other. :P
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Post by Kinoulton » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:38 am

I am honoured.

I shall now give a quick rendition of "Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy" by the Singing Postman.
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Post by Ashby Rock Chick » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:10 pm

Well I think we all have an idea of what Kinny is like. He lives comfortably in a large property surrounded by women who attend to his every whim and horses to take him wherever he wants to go.

He follows rugby closely and when relaxing (which is about 99% of the time), he saunters around on his zimmer singing Val Doonican and Jim Reeves. (and stop pretending to be cool by slipping in the odd "I've seen Black Sabbath" post!! ).

I've got your number mate ....... !:D (I think we ought to call you Hugh!).
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Post by Kinoulton » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:38 pm

Pretty spot on, but unfortunately I still have to work hard in recruitment.

So ladies. I have some interesting positions for you to take up, and I hope I can tempt you with an attractive package.
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Post by DCat » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:14 pm

Kinny, you're sounding more and more like Humphrey Littleton from 'I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue'.

Do you play the trombone as well?
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Post by Kinoulton » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:45 am

Nope. If you pass me the trombone I won't know what to do with it.

But you can give me the horn if you like.
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Post by Ashby Rock Chick » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:52 am

Not playing now!!!
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Post by Kinoulton » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:02 am

I have to confess to plagiarising some of Humphrey Littleton's smutty jokes.

I was doing a scene with a young lady once. We were playing a pair of Italian bandits. After we'd robbed everybody we had to get off stage but no one could think of a decent parting gag.

Just before the first performance Humphrey Littleton came out with the perfect joke on Radio 4.

Said in Italian accents:-

Me: Come on, I will take you out for an ice cream.

Her: Why should I go with you for an ice cream?

Me: I will show you what it's like to lick the nuts of a large Neapolitan.[/i]
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Post by Ashby Rock Chick » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:09 am

Kinoulton wrote:I have to confess to plagiarising some of Humphrey Littleton's smutty jokes.

I was doing a scene with a young lady once. We were playing a pair of Italian bandits. After we'd robbed everybody we had to get off stage but no one could think of a decent parting gag.

Just before the first performance Humphrey Littleton came out with the perfect joke on Radio 4.

Said in Italian accents:-

Me: Come on, I will take you out for an ice cream.

Her: Why should I go with you for an ice cream?

Me: I will show you what it's like to lick the nuts of a large Neapolitan.[/i]
YOU SEE IAIN, IT'S NOT ME WHO STARTS IT!!!!! :oops:
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Post by Kinoulton » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:52 am

Well since Monday I've been back in the World of IT. Which means loads and loads of male geeks :( , a few seriously ugly women :( , and maybe, just maybe, the odd nice looking lady.

Far to few though. :roll:
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